Rubber Band Money

Money wrapped in a rubber band to walk around with to spend.

I'm doing fine. Got some rubber band money. Let's party.

by jmasalle April 14, 2011

Stretch the rubber band

This happens when you are having sex with a girl doggy style. You take one of your thumbs and rub her butthole until you loosen it up to penetrate her butthole with your thumb. Once you get her butthole looser then you insert your other thumb. So at this time you have both thumbs inserted into her butthole and you pull your thumbs in a east/west direction and stretch her butthole out. Now you have successfully stretched the rubber band.

Man last night I was having sex with ole girl and she let me stretch the rubber band!

by Heath "Rubber Band Man" April 9, 2013

Rubber Band Bank

Has absolutely nothing to do with the ammount of rubber bands. Is simply a wad of cash with a rubber band around it. These types of "Banks" are usually found in illegal transactions; i.e., drug trafficking. The term is also an oxymoron of sorts, because the terms "Rubber Band" and "Bank" imply drastically different levels of risk.

Don't worry Filbert, I got my Rubber Band Banks.

by Schlongmaster December 7, 2006

Rubberbandanimania

An obsession with rubber band animal bracelets; a rare obsession but can occur

Person 1- Wow! You are wearing a lot of rubber band shaped like animals.

Person 2- Yeah, I have been diagnosed with rubberbandanimania

by InoPEEPSwithRUBBERBANDANIMANIA March 16, 2010

Rubber Band

A song by "David Bowie"

David, singing in an ascending tone: Rubber Band

by ♥🗺☠ July 10, 2021

Rubberbag

Rubberbag; Someone who is being very annoying and stupid, mainly can be used for someone who has done something very annoying and stupid or they have very disgusting, and horrid behavior. Used for people who have done VERY ignorant and disgusting things and is VERY ignorant and disgusting themselves. Calling someone this means that they have not only done something that is either forgettable/forgivable, but that they are also just very unintelligent.

1. Omg he is such a dumb Rubberbag!

2. He cheated on me MULTIPLE times, and does NOT have good hygiene so don’t go out with him cause he’s an ugly Rubberbag.
3. I can’t believe you did that! your so rude you fudging RUBBERBAG!

by xrandom_marix December 30, 2019

Sitting on a Rubber Band

Speaking one's way into an akward conversation.

I was sitting on a rubber band when I told my date she had a fat ass.

by Joey Tcif June 11, 2007