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rooster roostin

a rooster smokin League of Legends/WOW/Starcraft constantly. may include yelling of sorts, grunting and possible seizures.
Man, you hear that rooster roostin last night?
Yeah goon, he was roostin hard...I think he almost laid an egg.
by Goonzsta March 23, 2011
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roasting the bean

thats where a dragon eats out a girl and breathes fire on her clitoris at the moment of climax
the song "ROASTING THE BEAN" by DRAGON SLUTZ
by the_tritone November 23, 2010
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Gay Roasting

It is a defense mechanism, in which a person says very gay things to get someone either off their back. Or out of the way because most straight men do not want to listen to gay things.
Michael - can I suck your cock Jimmy!?

Jimmy walks off

Michael was Gay roasting
by Sexyballsack March 30, 2017
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Roosting Rascal

The word to shout up at a man making roost for an unfairly advantageous bird's eye periphery of all attractive lasses within 10 square hectares
Hey Scraggs, want to climb a tree later today?

- Sorry, I've got a roost to perch at already.

Awwww, you Roosting Rascal!!!
by Ichan November 18, 2011
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Roasting

The act of verbally assaulting someone until you hurt their feelings, sometimes to the point of making them cry. In most cases it is associated to fags who think everyone likes them.
Chris acted so tight, even though nobody liked him, so i started roasting him in front of everybody.

Chris: Hey everybody check out my new threads.
John: Nobody cares fag.
Chris: My jeans cost more than you're whole outfit.
John: It looks like you got them things as a hand-me-down.
Chris: What makes you think that?
John: There's a huge ketchup stain in the front, and your jeans are so tight they look like they chopping off your ankles.
Chris: *Embarrassed* *Runs to the bathroom and cries*
by Aysis March 6, 2011
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Roasting

(this is the 2018 version, I have made a previous version which is now outdated)
1) A popular form of insult, using the following format:

Step one: choose a start ex.: "Get outta here, with your" or "look at you with your" or "get your".

Step two: insert the most freaking random object or thing that comes to your mind. ex. solar system, potato, palm tree etc...

Step three: use one of the following endings (these are bleeped out): looking @ss or head@ss. followed by "outta here".

2) when someone is saying a good insult

Note that roasts used to be much more well thought out, and I am very disappointed of what roasting has become.
1)
some person:

some other person: oh yeah, well look at you, with yo grapevine looking @ss, get yo monkey head looking @ss outta here!
some person: please leave, nobody likes you

2)
*someone says a good insult
ooh man you were roasting him man!
by Vortex1212 May 16, 2018
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Roasting

I’m roasting - I’m horny
by Ybnnickstar June 27, 2018
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