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To Roost; to sit and hold loaded marijauna paraphernalia and hold up the rotation instead of hitting it, because you are in excessive conversation, or otherwise distracted.
I have been dying for a hit of that bud, but the dude beside me had been roosting on it.
Roosting by Keyster Wong May 30, 2010
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When someone is sitting at the bar and another person leans up against the back of the chair/stool.
"Man, its crowded in here.....and I really wish this fat chick would quit roosting on my chair!"
Roosting by FSquared711 April 26, 2012
When a person shits and vomits at the same time. Usually when they are very sick.
Timmy got so sick from that old fish he started roosting in the night
roosting by jimmmyp June 8, 2010

Roosting Rascal

The word to shout up at a man making roost for an unfairly advantageous bird's eye periphery of all attractive lasses within 10 square hectares
Hey Scraggs, want to climb a tree later today?

- Sorry, I've got a roost to perch at already.

Awwww, you Roosting Rascal!!!
Roosting Rascal by Ichan November 18, 2011

que-roosting 

A word process, nearly describing the idea and ethic of roosting (a bird's birth). The ethic of a que, is any environment that is involved in it's process.
It looks as if this is a bird-- roosting. Interesting, it seems it has been living here for awhile.. I think this is her way of saying she is que-roosting. We will leave her alone. The other birds in the environment have said this..
que-roosting by 3wk2fd February 12, 2018

Roasting The Pig 

When you double team a midget with your boy and spin the midget on your dicks
Me and my boy were roasting the pig
Roasting The Pig by Hjjjjh March 26, 2022

Cyber-roasting 

the art of talking bad about someone through electronic means. ie. the cyberworld (media, internet, cellular phones)
For example, cyber-roasting can include cellular texts emails msn chat facebook etc.
Cyber-roasting by ATOWN1991 May 29, 2011
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