To Roost; to sit and hold loaded marijauna paraphernalia and hold up the rotation instead of hitting it, because you are in excessive conversation, or otherwise distracted.
I have been dying for a hit of that bud, but the dude beside me had been roosting on it.
by Keyster Wong May 30, 2010
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When someone is sitting at the bar and another person leans up against the back of the chair/stool.
"Man, its crowded in here.....and I really wish this fat chick would quit roosting on my chair!"
by FSquared711 February 20, 2012
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When a female rooster has laid an egg.
Mika: Yo, my rooster Becky just roosted! I'm so excited!
Juelisa: Congratulations!
by Jujifruit22 October 23, 2019
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To spend a long time sitting on the toilet.
Marcus likes to eat Mexican food and then roost in the upstairs bathroom for an hour or two.
by RunningFool May 15, 2006
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to sit on the toilet for an extended amount of time
That roost was so long that I read two more chapters out of this book.
by T&A May 12, 2006
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To throw dirt on people after you pass them on your dirt bike or any motor vehicle
My klx140 just roosted on chase bowen while he was eating fried krispy kremes
by Mult January 21, 2015
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Past tense of the verb "to roost". The act of basking another vehicle or person in mud, crud, or debris of some sort, by using your rear wheels and harsh acceleration.
That prick roosted me while my window was down
by 4x4king October 29, 2008
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