Rektastic

Coined from the slang 'rekt', as in 'get rekt', used in gaming communities. When something is rektastic, you really pwned everyone.

Dude did you see me!? That was rektastic!! I wiped out their entire team, and it was 3 to 1!!

by Slixter November 1, 2019

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E-Rekt

When someone fucking bullies you online.

Wife: Do you want to have sex?
Husband: Sorry, but I was E-Rekt.

by LeckoTheGecko June 4, 2018

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originally marketed as an ethanol based petrol additive, Spirytus Rektyfikowany is now sold at most liquor stores near section-8 housing. Superficially it resembles everclear, but the special distillation process imparts Spirytus Rektyfikowany with a unique taste. It can be drunk straight or mixed at a 1:2 ratio with water to create vodka. Also known simply as "spiritus" and "spirutus" because the full translation is "ethanol based gasoline octane rectifier". According to the manufacturer "the name is not important. We have a very loyal customer base, and to them, what really matters is what's inside". However, critics have noted that every time the company has tried to shorten the neck of the bottle, sales have rapidly plummeted.

journal of a Spirytus Rektyfikowany man:

I did my daily rounds in the parking lots near the liquor store, asking people for a few dollas for a train ticket. By noon I had enough dollas for the first bottle of spiritus. I went into tha store lookin for that green label and gold cap and that nice long smooth neck that makes it go down like cream. After that, things get a bit fuzzy

by bob the alcoholic October 1, 2010

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Rektard

A conjunction of Retard & Rekt placed into one word. This word can be used towards a player who reckons he's got really good skills or reckons he's the best player there in a game but really doesn't and ends up being defeated, humiliated instead or just lack skill Can also be used in person too to people who think they rekt you but somehow didn't recently, in the long run or, again, just lack skill.

Player 1: Stoner Boogaloo "Bring it on"
Player 2: Jerkin' Weezy "Okay"
Player 2 Jerkin' Weezy "Oooooh get rekt"
<Stoner Boogaloo Shot Jerkin' Weezy From Behind>
Player 1: Stoner Boogaloo "I was nowhere infront of you, you Rektard"

by Bloodfangz December 6, 2015

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Rekt

A word used to describe some or in action of someone who got "owned" or decimated in a fight or argument. It is widely used by gamers and hipsters. This doesn't mean your not cool by saying this.

Gamer 1: You think you can 1v1 me and not get rekt?
Gamer 2: Unless your looking to suck my dick.
Gamer 1: When did genitals get evolved?

by Pegu March 8, 2015

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