Strange Rudder

A combination of the stranger and a variation of the dutch rudder. You lay on your entire arm until it's asleep, then grab your piece and move your dead arm with your good arm to jerk off.

I was sick of pounding my meatstick with feeling in my hand, so I treated myself to a strange rudder last night.

by M Fartz October 19, 2010

james redden

a 18 year old moose i mean boy who has a friend who really likes milk and a friend that never shows up to the podcast

"have you heard of that canadian boy" "what you mean james redden" " yeah him"

by pog Boi May 12, 2020

Omniscient Reader’s Viewpoint

A Korean web novel surrounding the protagonist Kim Dokja and his scheming that instills depression in all who dare to read the epilogue.

You should read Omniscient Reader’s Viewpoint.

by Carmisci September 21, 2022

Double Dutch Rudder of Death

A sexual act involving two men. Man no. 1 grabs man no. 2's forearm, which is holding his own dick, and swings it in an anticlockwise motion so that man no. 2's dick is spinning like a skipping rope. Man no. 2, at an alternate sync, grabs no. 1's forearm and spins it anticlockwise from his own perspective, creating a double dutch movement. As this is happening, both men are attached at the neck by a rope. Both ends are knotted into slipknots and respectively placed around each man's throat. As the men lean away from eachother, the knots tighten and produce erotic asphyxiation. The act ends when both men cum, one passes out, or their dicks are too injured to continue.

Person: Yo, did you hear what happened to Matt and Liam? They tried to perform the Double Dutch Rudder of Death and ended up in the hospital with bruised dicks. Crazy shit, man.

by Hey Jamie November 25, 2019

Trascendental Reader 34

1. Name used by the best DBH debater in existence who could easily destroy Seth in his prime in a 1vs1 debate. Literally won a debate without a premise.
2. Used to refer to someone who is hated by everyone

Debater 1:Hey you did a Trascendental Reader 34 LMFAO
Debater 2:Well, I am the best.

Debater 3:Prove that.
Debater 2:STFU Trascendental Reader 34.

by First Shadow June 21, 2021

Reader's Digest Syndrome

(n) - The tingly, prickly, and sometimes debilitating feeling in the legs after a long toilet session. Most commonly resulting from sitting there too long to finish a column or story in the bathroom companion. Originally resulting from its namesake magazine, Reader's Digest Syndrome or RDS can result from any lengthy toilet/reading session of any material.

I took the magazine to the crapper so I could read a quick article while I drop the kids off at the pool. I ended up reading a 5 page article about some dude falling off a cliff even though I was blessed with a one wipe wonder. I tried to stand up but I had a serious case of RDS (Reader's Digest Syndrome) and my legs gave out. I ended up blacking out when I hit my head on the toilet. The janitor found me 2 hours later with pants around my ankles. I think he took my magazine...

by Douglasazo January 12, 2006

reader-insert

A story in which the reader is the main character

Reader-inserts sometimes help aspiring authors get their ideas flowing on what make stories interesting.

by ThisRandomFuckedUpLife September 13, 2015