Quaker Oats

The nourishing breakfast everybody needs in their life. Consume Quaker Oats and you will become nearly as omnipotent as the Quaker Oats man himself. Every oat, whether it be instant or cooked, is packed with the energy and stat points you need to succeed in life. Legend has it that the Quaker Oats man placed 3 godly stat points in each savory oat. Eat it with applesauce, with fish, or with pineapples- Quaker Oats is what you need for your steps toward omnipotence. The Quaker Oats Man is one of many gods, others including Gatis Kandis and Tongo. Shoutouts to them.

I'm look forward to tomorrow's heart-healthy breakfast of Quaker Oats!

by a nub November 8, 2018

Quotev

A popular social media site where you can write Fanfiction, make Quizzes, and Surveys, and follow authors with similar interests. Previously called Quizzazz, Quotev has over 30,000 users as of 2012. 😄

Hey, I was reading a story on Quotev by a great author, Princess EnderRainbow, (Me) and its a fanfic!

by Princess Rainbow March 1, 2015

Quakertown

You know you are from Quakertown and its surrounding areas if; The best thing to do is go to Wal Mart on a Friday or Saturday night. You know exactly what Grida’s is and know its opening day and closing day. The back parking lot of the Regal is the best for doing donuts in. The car shows at Dairy Queen are always a big hit! You know that Haycock is an elementary school, and not some lame sexual innuendo You know exactly who Mario Galante is. The Milford soccer games were put on delay because of a cow being in the middle of the field. Dominick’s/ Giovanni’s/ Pizza Randa all have the best pizza in town. You have a really large feeling of disgust when you hear someone say they are from Pennridge. One word QMART! You know your screwed when there is traffic, not because of cars, but because of the slow ass tractor in front of you. Knowing that half the town worked/works at Friendly’s or Giant.

You got owned Quakertown style.

by pasted one July 16, 2008

Quaketh

An alternative to Quaking, originally from Shane Dawson's "Shane & Friends" podcast

"Quaketh."
"Quaketh, bitch we just started that."
-Shane & Friends: Episode 114; Chris Crocker and SimplyNessa

by DoctorOzShow~me your dick July 7, 2017

quotev drama

dumb shit ppl do for attention on Quotev

the quotev drama is WILD these days aint it !

by masatoE August 14, 2018

spyware quake

Spyware Quake is a fake spyware-removal program that actually is spyware in itself. It is characterized by a gray-silver program that says it removes spyware. Also, two alternate HTMLs come up called "Online Security Guide" and "Security Troubleshooting". These come up as green and blue shield symbols with checkmarks. Your computer will continue to remind you that you are infected with spyware, even though these reminders are part of Spyware Quake itself. Spyware Quake is downloaded through VCodec.

Do not download VCodec, otherwise Spyware Quake will appear on your computer.

by KALINSKY April 30, 2006

drama on quotev

there are many people who are in drama so heres just a list of them in all honestly.

-brii and her using the “they’re bring racist
-haley telling the feed to fuck off from past drama
-bassy sticking up for satans ass now
-satan playing the “YOURE the victim” card
-leo going off on how she’s not fake but the rest of q is
-sage kissing everyone’s ass then calls them out

-a bunch of people cheating (haley, emilee, and michael
-samantha just being herself is drama
-people who pull a god nate (pornhub links)

-roman thinking he’s first class 24/7
-the feed telling each other it ain’t drama
-the feed wondering why none of it is in the drama book there’s min running

Omg have you seen that drama on q between haley and brii?

That’s old drama what about this satan they’re doing everything now.

Yeah but we ADORE drama on quotev so we’re fine.

by lmao remind me who u r July 9, 2018