Quimaculate

The result of detailed attention or keyhole topiary to the lady garden or landing strip.

My bush is quimaculate since I bought those new Black & Decker electric shears!

by Global Reach My 4rse February 3, 2009

quim stick

Your cock, willy, dick, penis, mr. wiggly, the one-eyed snake, big bad biff the baby butcher!

"ima poke your quim, with my quim stick baby! o yeah! you know it!

by Talonair November 16, 2005

Quimmets

The crusty pieces of discharge that are found on a females longer pubic hairs at the vagina's opening after a long days work.
Often used as a derogatory insult.
Also known as cunt boggies.

"Oh no Henry, I've got quimmets again! My hairs are all matted"

"George, you're a big stupid juicy quimmet!"

by Sabs January 31, 2003

quimiscus

The thin bulge of love juice that rises above aroused pussy lips similar to the miniscus on a very full glass of water

"As I fingered her I noticed the quimiscus forming on her lips and thought to myself, here we go then!!!"

by Dave C July 1, 2004

Quilm

To blow the foam off the top of your beer at somebody

"dude, Ben totally just Quilmed me"

by RosyRobot January 20, 2009

Quim Shield

(Noun, Adjective, "Quim Shielded", "Quim Shielding" - verb)

The opposite of a cockblock; a third party Bro who is employed (not always knowingly) by a Bro to "shield" his Bro from the unwanted advances of a "Quim" (usually female - a person hungry for Bro-goo).

Also used as slang for femidom.

Example #1

"Hey Bro, thanks for being my Quim Shield last night."
"No problem Bro, that sow would have crushed your pelvis"
"Even her personality was heavy"
"Sheeeeeeeyit"

Example #2

"Hey Bro, how come you kept asking me to play video games with you last night? I thought that you were totally going to tapeth les bootay of that ultimately hot slice of broad. I felt like a total cockblock"
"Well Bro I was actually using you as my Quim Shield; I was well up for shagging her at first, but then I spotted the pulsing twitch of an unruly python in her knickers and Aborted Mission. High five!!"
"...Sorry mate I wasn't listening, what did you say?"

by Crispy Ur Jizz September 24, 2009

Quim Sticks

A South West London term for tampons

The wife just called me, she's just started bleeding and wants me to pick her up some quim sticks on the way home.

by DukeofEarlsfield January 15, 2011