quamf

someone who smells/sniffs a chair after it has been vacated by someone else
can be for sexual pleasure (?)

i've just seen that weirdo quampf your chair
he is a quamf
that dog quamfed my sofa

by quamf rapist January 10, 2008

quimmy

The tingly sensation in a woman's clitoris when aroused.

Example 1: Guys with facial hair make me quimmy.

Example 2: His kiss last night got me so quimmy we ended up eating a banana.

Example 3: That handbag is so quimmy.

by Quimmster December 11, 2013

quim splash

when happy lady fires liquid from quim into face of unsuspecting, yet fortunate, participant in well known game of 'splash quim in his face'

That was a refreshing quim splash, but you haven't played a real game of 'splash quim in his face' until he has drowned.

by Quim man December 13, 2006

Quimp

An expulsion of toxic air through the penis, i.e. a penis fart

Excuse me, that very small fart sound you heard came from my penis. I quimped.

by ricktrill November 1, 2019

Quimage

A lady or group of ladies

Refering to the victorian word often used a to describe female genitalia.

Steady: I say shorty, there is some marvelous quimage on offer this evening.

Shorty: I agree steady, look at the tits on that one!

by Jonny Von Clunge September 18, 2009

Quif Nugget

when a girl tries to quif but actually poops nuggets

I like it when she quifs air in my face but last night quif nuggets fell into my mouth.

by Quifster March 14, 2011

Quimaculate

The result of detailed attention or keyhole topiary to the lady garden or landing strip.

My bush is quimaculate since I bought those new Black & Decker electric shears!

by Global Reach My 4rse February 3, 2009