After this game of plunder, would you like to be the quimby. I’m a little sore so I’d rather bring up the rear.
by Dr. Slippy Fists March 5, 2021
by danishbattleaxes March 24, 2022
by Quimby king October 22, 2023
An individual whom is facing catastrophic failure and complete ruin, almost entirely devoid of resources, displays uncanny ability to navigate the chaos around him and process the knowledge required to persuade complete strangers to pay him their money for services he has little to no experience with. On the brink of a potential miracle and rapid ascent into success, spontaneous combustion created by the most unlikely source, he is propelled back into reality and inevitable misery.
Andrew didn't know what he would do to save his family, until suddenly everything started falling into place for him and he secured relief. Then was promptly kicked in the face by a horse and it never happened. Typical Quimby.
by Morton's punching bag December 7, 2020
After eating Mexican food a person may find themselves leaving a large quimby in the couch cushions.
by LucasViaKimura August 26, 2015
An adjective referring to the person who can very nice and occasionally funny but is unfortunately very lazy and has no other redeeming factors. We all had a quimby friend that we enjoyed hanging out with.
Girl one: Are you still going out with Todd? He's such a nice guy.
Girl two: No I dumped him, what a quimby.
Girl two: No I dumped him, what a quimby.
by SlhammyWhammy November 8, 2016
by Befault Bance May 11, 2023