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Quimby

An amazing friend everyone loves. An amazing girlfriend too she has an amazing sense of humor. Tall as fuck. Sometimes abusive too her friends only if you piss her off. She will still love you if you piss her off. Blushes blue. Smile is adorable has an cute laugh. Talk all about hunter hayes she will love you.
Me: i love hunter hayes.
Quimby: *blushes blue and red* HUNTER HAYES WHAT
by fangirlingbitch April 18, 2018
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A quimby is the left behind gas from a fart that stays trapped in a porous or padded surface.
After eating Mexican food a person may find themselves leaving a large quimby in the couch cushions.
by LucasViaKimura October 7, 2015
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Quimby

An individual whom is facing catastrophic failure and complete ruin, almost entirely devoid of resources, displays uncanny ability to navigate the chaos around him and process the knowledge required to persuade complete strangers to pay him their money for services he has little to no experience with. On the brink of a potential miracle and rapid ascent into success, spontaneous combustion created by the most unlikely source, he is propelled back into reality and inevitable misery.
Andrew didn't know what he would do to save his family, until suddenly everything started falling into place for him and he secured relief. Then was promptly kicked in the face by a horse and it never happened. Typical Quimby.
by Morton's punching bag December 6, 2020
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After this game of plunder, would you like to be the quimby. I’m a little sore so I’d rather bring up the rear.
by Dr. Slippy Fists March 4, 2021
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A person who sucks farts out of dead birds
Don't be such a quimby!
by Cheeezhead March 5, 2020
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Person 1: ayo Quimby didn't do their homework
Person 2: oh they are screwed
by danishbattleaxes March 24, 2022
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Pull a quimby

The act of telling a farcical tale, or to invent something that never existed.
She claims we can find those pictures on the internet, but I really think she's trying to pull a quimby.
by mgarvey July 26, 2009
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