Queefenstein's Monster

A hideous mythical beast expelled from a foul smelling vagina during coitus. Occurs only during a full moon. The unleashed beast is evil and devours puppies and small children.

Dude, while I was doing your mother last night she expelled a Queefenstein's Monster that ate my dog.

by The Disturbed Doctor October 10, 2009

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Queegee

To ejaculate all over ones face and to have a female canine lick it off. The canine is then ritualisticly slaughtered and eaten.

I gave Ms. Edelman a queegee.

by Mephisto April 22, 2003

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queefer

One who queefs. A Queef is a pussy fart created through conscience control of the vaginal muscles.

She wrapped her legs around my face and then pronounced that she was Queen LaQueefer and proceeded to queef the loudest and most disguisting smelling pussy fart that I have ever heard and smelled.

by Anonymous November 7, 2003

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Queeret

A child of a Homo-seuxual couple. Usually really anoyying. cocky, snobby, and smug.

John: Hey joe what r u getting for christmas?
Joe: I can't afford christmas.
Queeret:PFFT Peasant

by Seiji Specner November 18, 2009

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Queezle (noun & verb) or Queezly (adj) A person who is/ is acting playful, angry, confused, cute, lost, awkward, sketchy or pretty much anything else. This word can be used in the form of a question or basically any fashion used to describe or refer to someone & can be positive or negative depending on the context.

oh your girlfriend said something cute? she's a queezle, your roommate left a bunch of dirty dishes in the sink? he's a queezle

"yo your queezly ass kitten ate all my fruit loops"

Hey queezle, why you so salty? or

"Yo lil homie lemme hit you with a queezle."

by jojo2dashizzea May 7, 2013

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