Traditional - An evolved form of The Shocker. A quacker is when you apply the traditional shocker to a woman while watching Howard the Duck, eating Peeps marshmallow treats, and/or holding two pringles chips in your mouth to simulate the appearance of a duck.
Slang Usage - A quacker also applies to any molestation of female ducks including but not limited to a human male twisting his sausage into a counter-clockwise spiral in order to insert into a female ducks spiraled vagina.
Seriously, female ducks have spiraled vaginas…look it up.
Slang Usage - A quacker also applies to any molestation of female ducks including but not limited to a human male twisting his sausage into a counter-clockwise spiral in order to insert into a female ducks spiraled vagina.
Seriously, female ducks have spiraled vaginas…look it up.
Jeff – I heard you gave Mary a quacker last night!!
What did you do, eat some Peeps or make a BBQ Pringles duck-bill?!
Ted – Uhh….neither. Mary is my pet duck. I twisted my yank into a spiral and banged her duck vagina.
What did you do, eat some Peeps or make a BBQ Pringles duck-bill?!
Ted – Uhh….neither. Mary is my pet duck. I twisted my yank into a spiral and banged her duck vagina.
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Similar to fuckery. On a much larger scale dealing with morals, values and the bottom line, quackery is fuckery but infinitely worse.
Vannessia: The quackery has got to stop!
Victorea: I know, right! Have you guys seen the signs that have been popping up in local parks?
William: Dude, I have! They all give detailed info about why you shouldn't feed the ducks!
Bianca: Well, we should still go look at the ducks and hang out with them because they are just so cute and innocent.
Micheal: I totally agree, we will still hang out with the ducks. We just can't feed them.
Victorea: I know, right! Have you guys seen the signs that have been popping up in local parks?
William: Dude, I have! They all give detailed info about why you shouldn't feed the ducks!
Bianca: Well, we should still go look at the ducks and hang out with them because they are just so cute and innocent.
Micheal: I totally agree, we will still hang out with the ducks. We just can't feed them.
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by The Quacker Stacker December 16, 2011
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"Yo, who beat the Princeton Tigers last night?"
"They didn't have a game last night, but generally it is the Penn Quakers."
"They didn't have a game last night, but generally it is the Penn Quakers."
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