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a term that was devised when bored in the office by a non apple fanboy turd munching gizzard sniffers (me), to describe the I-phone. the most over marketed and over hyped smartphone because it has an apple logo on it. and it does loads of stuff that other smartphones do also. see also, the I-poo touch, the Kac-book, Kac-air and I-Kac
"omg omg omg!!! mi nw fne is ere!!"
"what u got"

"a iphone!"

"an im-pwnd? you fail -.-"
im-pwnd by kingarthur83rd January 27, 2010

get PWND!!!! 

a person who is getting owned by another person alot in a multiplayer game such as call of duty or halo and the person getting owned is being a noob and saying you got a lucky kill.you then have the right to say get PWND!!!!
player 1: What are you five? that was the luckiest kill ever!!

player 2: dude go cry to your mommy and GET PWND!!!!!!
get PWND!!!! by bobie_1kanobie February 9, 2010

PwndByES 

Usually used as a euphemism for an IRC whore. Often spends the vast majority of a day spamming a channel in a meticulously careful way as to not get kicked, while increasing word and character counts.
Don't go PwndByES and slut yourself out for a !stats wordcount.
PwndByES by Azza774733 March 21, 2009

Waffle Pwnd

Also seen as wflpwnd. (1)It is used to describe pwnage so severe that the person receiving the pwn now looks like a waffle.
(2)Major Pwnage in which person feels as if they have several indents in there body, like a waffle.
(1)As Timmy was playin COD4 he said "OMG noobzars, i am about bout to wflpwn you all!"

Proper way: I just Waffle Pwnd a bunch of nubs, on DotA!
Waffle Pwnd by ShadowSoldier October 6, 2008

twitter pwnd 

when you get owned. (via tweet)
sheila: "your mom!"
marcela: "ouch! :/"
sheila: "haha. you just got twitter pwnd!"
twitter pwnd by yearbookgurlz January 6, 2010
An exclamatory form of the word pwnd. Used to emphasis the fact that one just handed out a solid ass-kicking, and represents the fact that you did more than just pwn someone.
"I just capped you in the face! You got pwndz loser! GG NO RE THX"
pwndz by Chris D. January 16, 2006