kitty purr

the feeling a girl gets in her pussy when something sexual is said or done, typically caused by her significant other

daddy, you just made my kitty purr

by qtbear May 18, 2020

Puritan

A person that's literally the king/queen of inferiority that they make themselves feel better by acting morally over the top that they expect everyone to be like them and anyone that dares to differ will be canceled

My puritan friends act like they better than everyone but when they walked downstairs, they saw that me, my friend, and the dog were in fancy clothes, they freaked the fuck out and had a temper tantrum.

by demekin March 17, 2020

purraped

When a cat comes, sits between you and your monitor, and purrs so much that you feel powerless to remove it.

Oh my flying spaghetti monster, my cat just purraped me.

by authentic at freenode December 9, 2008

Purrington

A person with a tendancy to like cats
also a person with this name would make a great mayor

Wow he is a call person he could be mayor
yes he is purrington!

by The Mayor of cat town June 18, 2009

Puerto rican panhandle

The act of cumming in the hand of a latino.

Joe got so drunk on margaritas he Puerto rican panhandled a migrant worker while leaving a tip at cozumels last night.

by Scrotto Saggins November 19, 2012

Demonic Puerto Rican Land Mole

Snort a line of coke to black metal, while simultaneously slitting your wrists, proceeding to wrap yourself in chains, while also putting barbed meathooks into your nipples, ending in giving your uncircumcised penis a blowjob.

Guy1:"Holy shit dude! This party is crazy!" Guy2:"Yea, look at that dude in the corner, he's giving himself a demonic Puerto Rican land mole!"

by HuskyTyphlosion May 31, 2017

Puerto Rican Roadblock

A Puerto Rican Roadblock is when you are on a 4-lane highway, and you move beside another car and match it's speed. This is normally done to piss someone off who is trying to get around you.

Bob: There's a guy in a sports car is coming up really fast.

Rob: Pull up to that other truck and do a Puerto Rican Roadblock

Bob: Haha, yea. Lets keep him behind us until we hit our exit in 50 miles

by THE Mr. Waffle January 26, 2010