purdy punisher

when a total slut is giving a guy head. and she pulls off too soon, cause she cant handle the load, and the cum is shot in her nose.

this action takes place either in purdy or doodlum (and then called doodlum doozie)or even in a tree stand (called the tree top tickler)

be like did u hear about the purdy punisher?.. omg yea that girl who did it was a slut

by you stupid slut haha March 20, 2007

Matthew ‘Birdo’ Purdy

A fucking freak who thinks his sarcastic personality is funny but his only traits are making girls drier than a unbuttered cracker and making people want to T-Bag a blender due to his awful jokes.

Trav : “Oh there’s Matthew ‘Birdo’ Purdy”
Female : “Gimp”

by wesleypilgrim October 13, 2022

Purdy Missouri

A town that is not so "purdy" at all.

With an elementary, middle school and high school all in one (with 602 students all together).

Purdy is hands down a redneck hillbilly bible beater town.
Purdy is made of hypocrites who think that their 'own shit' don't stink.

Dancing in Purdy is illegal.
Purdy consists of only 2 small stores (Price Cutter and Dollar General), a diner, a flower shop and a gas station on the corner - Purdy Missouri is nothing special at all.

Matthew: Dude, where's that girl from?
David: Oh, that girl Bailey? Dude, that girl is from Purdy.
Matthew: Oh god no! You mean that shitty town full of bible beating money stealing pastors that go to Costa Rica for a week with the church's money?
David: Yeah, don't get near Bailey though, she's been around. Purdy Missouri is a bad deal Matthew.

by Headphone Larry May 17, 2011

purdy num num

1) bird food
2) dude with cool pants

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puuuuuurrrrrdy num num.

by brad November 26, 2003

Prudey call

A late night phone call requesting participation in a non-sex activity, such as a back rub, couch make out, or cuddling.

b: "Hey want to come over and cuddle? Maybe we can make out with the TV on?"
g: "Is this a prudey call?"

by missgingersnap March 18, 2011

purveyor

When someone sells ideas/things to young females who use Instagram. These ideas/things become mainstream trends that young females post to their Instagrams.

Kim Kardashian is a purveyor of posting food on Instagram.

by sharris1 August 17, 2016

Purvey

A survey that is done by someone who is a pervert or perverted.

Mr. Mitchell, the registered sex offender down the street, just emailed me a purvey.

by Elizabeth Gitchel February 8, 2009