Squash Punting

The Ancient Sport of long distance goal kicking. This sport is played with 1 or more players. Players draw a line in the dirt and form equal teams, depending on the number of player, behind the line. Distances from the starting line are measured and marked, usually done by ft. using 5,10,15 & 20 as markers. The players then take turns punting an organically grown and uncooked Squash. Points are earned based on the distance at which the squash impact the ground, rolling is not calculated into the score. The games ends when the squash is damaged beyond further use. At this point scores are added up and the team with the highest average wins.

"I'm bored, let's go squash punting."

by Graffen November 9, 2011

future puking

when your puking so much you start puking things you haven't even eaten yet.

i was so drunk last night that i was in the back yard future puking

by PIG January 3, 2013

Puking out both ends

Shitting and puking at the same time.

Whoa man I just went to go take a runny shit, and my stomach got all queasy. Then all of a sudden I was puking out both ends!

by Quentin_B November 6, 2006

pumpkin (punkin, punky)

1) A cutie-pie.
2) A hypmonizing rear-end (badonkadonk).

1) Hey punky you silly poon!
2) Check out the punkin on that fizzle!

by MBR May 26, 2003

puking your brains out

A slang phrase referring to nausea of such extreme intensity that the physical act of vomiting "feels" comparable to expelling the contents of your viscera or gray matter (brain).

If you drink too much alcohol, you'll be "puking your brains out" in front of everyone.

by David in California October 24, 2006

it's puking out

mother nature's dumping big, fluffy flakes of snow so thick you can't see 2 feet in front of you--definite foreshadowing of an awesome powder day to come...

"Dude, it's puking out..."

by mountain gypsy February 8, 2010

Punkin

Prison slang for making someone your bitch

Yo-yo check it bro I been punkin little Stevie out for the last week.

by DirtySouthFL December 21, 2015