The Avtokomanda Pullout

A method of "pulling out" invented by a local from Avtokomanda in which it insures a 100% success rate in said act. The method differs from the standard by emptying out your reserves before sex and then while in the act said person would pull out and ejaculate on his Mercedes car seat, ensuring that the woman is not pregnant and giving a new varnish to your leather seats.

I don`t use condoms cause I`m a dumbass so I had to employ the Avtokomanda pullout.

by MilfGuard August 30, 2021

Afghani Pullout

When a man 'pulls out' during sex but leaves some behind.

She felt so good I couldn't help but do an Afghani pullout

by outlaww September 13, 2021

Premature Pullout

When you're head over heels for a bitch, but shit just ain't working. It's worse than you think because there's nothing between you and the other , and before even trying to start something and possibly failing, you conduct a premature pullout, and back out because you can't take it and just give in.

Thomas: You should just give up, you're already getting the shit treatment

James: Fr? Can't even pull out before I'm even in

Thomas: Premature Pullout

by Xanex is Healthy June 29, 2017

the failed pullouts

a unique group of friends, who cherish and help each other out in the good and the bad. Bitches at school hate this group...why you may ask well cus they live off drama and they just mad they can’t stay with one bestie😌

I wish I had the failed pullouts with me rn:(

by Coochiedestroyer999 May 24, 2021

Iraq pullout

Half finished, leave a few guys behind but get most of them out, mostly leave a mess

I had too much to drink and took forever to finish with a Iraq pullout.

by Drinkfinger December 27, 2011

The Ernst Pullout

When you use a wholesome reason (something Ernst Kirchsteiger could have done on his show) as a legit excuse to not follow a potential hookup home.

Last weekend when Alex's horny coworker wanted to take him home, he declined because he wanted to have his own coffee in the morning. He did The Ernst Pullout.

by Dr Panini July 29, 2018

Afghani pullout

When you are trying to pullout of your partner before ejaculating but you fuck it all up and some of your baby batter gets left behind.

I was fucking my girlfriend last night, I really messed up and gave her an Afghani pullout. I hope she doesn’t get pregnant.

by Kriss Long September 9, 2021