Caribbean pufferfish haircut

A haircut that looks like a Caribbean pufferfish.

Guy- I like your Caribbean pufferfish haircut.

Girl- Don't you have anything positive to say hater?

by The Original Agahnim August 30, 2021

Pufferfish

Eugh

Pufferfish: eugh

by Kastle63 December 14, 2019

Pufferfish

To give someone a blowjob (sucking someone's dick until they cum in your mouth).

1. What is the other word for a pufferfish?
A: Blowfish
2. What is the word that means "to get paid weekly/by weekly for doing work"?
A: Job
3. Now combine the 2.

Can be used as a code word.

I heard Sarah gave John a pufferfish last night!

by 1sus2person3 September 19, 2025

caribbean pufferfish

1) The source of tetra, a paralyzing agent (according to Law Abiding Citizen).

2) A short, spiky haircut for rich manly girls.

Guy-What happened to your head? Did you skin a caribbean pufferfish and put it on top of your head?
Girl-Um No, this is my real haircut, oh my god.
Guy-It goes well with the rat pelts you're wearing to stay warm this winter.
Girl-Oh my gaaaad, you're such a critic, I can see why you're single.

by Solid Mantis December 28, 2018

Pufferfish Ego

(noun) An inflated sense of self-importance that balloons dramatically in response to even the tiniest wins or crumbs of praise.

Mr asshat: "lol i killed you once which means i'm better"
John: "After losing 500 times, holy Pufferfish Ego

by Nirvloyd February 11, 2025

Pufferfish bellend

Where a man has a prickly bellend from pounding his mums pillow.

James has a pufferfish bellend from his experience with his mums pillow

by Bigmanbigshlong January 14, 2019

Blueberry Pufferfish

When you stick blueberries up your homie’s ass and then try to suck them out using your mouth like a vacuum.

Dude me and Luke blueberry pufferfished last night it was fucking sick!

by DummyTHICCCboy January 6, 2022