A word invented by a stupid company to try and sell some shitty pizza. Only losers and company representatives (often a combination of the two) ever think about saying it. The last kid to try and say it in public died 12 hours later from internal bleeding after he was raped by a power drill.
"Hey, that was heaps puff" - Loser "Dude, you do realise you will be now raped by a power drill?" - Kid in the know
A delicate word to describe a quite possibly foul smelling emmission of gas from the anus.
This distracts from the physically disgraceful act of releasing in a public area.
Also known as fart.
i.e.
Simon: "jesus! what on earth is that putrid smell?!, Marik was that you??"
Marik: (is foreign and doesnt understand) *nods*
Stuart: *chuckles* (aside) "it was me that puffed!!!"