pud

Poop, shit, feces, crap, dung, scat, fecal matter

back in my day we pounded pud

by pud pounder September 2, 2019

Pud pud

Some who is addicted to "purin" japanese pudding

Hey Pud Pud do you want me to buy you some purin?

by Pud Pud October 15, 2006

Pudding

To insert ones testicles into another rectal cavity- often with a good friend over a glass of wine while watching the sunset.

Felix: man this sunset is so nice. I find our friendship incredibly meaningful.

Jack: yes my close friend, should we partake in some meaningful pudding?

by xxxassholebulgul<3<3 July 16, 2022

pudding

these nuts in your mouth

you get the joke NOW LAUGH,

pudding

by anonymous September 23, 2021

the Puds

The worst at something. Typically they show signs of greatness, but they will blow a lead or just lose outright to someone with less skill. This phenom is unexplainable. They have fun losing.

"Oh yeah, those guys are DEFINITELY the Puds."

"Wow. It must suck to be the Puds."

by ImOblivion December 8, 2005

pud

a man's flaccid penis

kenny sat at home all day and pulled his pud.

by ole dirty bastard January 12, 2007

pud

A pud is a male person who has a baby face and who's hips are wider than his shoulders. He basically has a pear shaped body with a baby face. Also describes a person with a pudley build. Often combined with a few other words, such as pudley shmuckster or pudley shmucktologist.

Look at that pud standing over there going through the lesbian videos...He probably has nightly fantasies of taking a big 15" strap-on in his butt.

by Knocker Walker December 28, 2005