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fouling the pavement

1: What people continue to let their dogs do despite so-called laws.

2: What the council do by putting up all those hideous new lamp posts (usually featureless metal posts with shapeless lumps of plastic on top of them, resembling giant golf clubs). Thanks to carefree, penny-pinching councils, we now have old town and village centres looking like football pitches full of floodlights. We also have landfill sights struggling to cope with the thousands of perfectly good lamp posts which have been removed due to pointless rules and regulations.
Howcome the council don't get fined for fouling the pavement. Go away and take your cheap rubbish with you.
by Stormsworder October 25, 2006
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Pavement nymph

Go change your clothes, girl. You look like a pavement nymph.
by HailMD September 24, 2017
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Pavement boy

A hard working Italian just trying to get his untaxed $25 an hour from his dads paving company while often suffering from unfair working conditions
Yo dan I just drove past Sarno plaza and that pavement boy is picking up needles
by Chopperindabag March 10, 2019
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pavement pounder

a vehicle built for the off-road by a guy with cash and a small penis only to be driven on the street
by manbigt February 14, 2014
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pavement jelly

when a chav or "hard man" spits a greeny on the pavement
waiting for an unsuspected old lady to slip up on it
my grandma broke her leg on some pavement jelly
by Nick Tra April 7, 2008
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Problemental

(adj) When a person, group, or other collective makes a decision(s) or commit action(s) that present problems for them and/or others which would tend to make an unbiased third party observer believe the perpetrator(s) is(are) mentally unstable.
"Joann's tendency to throw up after she eats is very problemental."

"Stevo has been so problemental lately; his irrational behaviors are quite disconcerting."

"The NRA's defense of guns after the Sandy Hawk Massacre is very problemental."
by The Concerned Citizen January 16, 2013
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pavement inspector

Someone lying face-down in the street, either due to drunkenness, drug overdose, fatal stab wounds, or living in Chigaco.
"We've got a pavement inspector on 4th and Delbrooke
by Dr_dude January 12, 2019
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