prosequence

the same as a consequence, but in a good way instead

(brian): hey man, do you know the consequences of going home with her tonight?

(phil): hell yeah! but the prosequences is what i'm thinking about!

by dazm8 August 7, 2009

Prosetry

Prose so full of poetic language, it's not really prose, more a mix of the two.

I tried writing a piece of prose, but it turned out more of prosetry.

by DelAnt September 20, 2009

Profused

Pro being the opposite of con means that to be profused is to be crystal clear about what you are doing.

She thought we were lost but I was profused.

by JacksDad December 30, 2009

purple prose

Writing that is so pretentious and extravagant that it sounds like the author is full of themselves and distracts the reader from the actual story itself.

The Creepypasta "Blood Whistle" has so much purple prose that it makes it look like the author has never played a violent video game in his life.

by BATMN every day December 1, 2018

proselytaser

An imaginary weapon to ward off those who distribute unsolicited religious literature to you in public proselytize+taser

I'm just so sick and tired of all this public proselytizing! If one more fanatic tries to convert me with a pamphlet about my supposed salvation, I'm going to reach into my handbag and zap them with my proselytaser!

by Stewart Gold aka Golda Stewart December 11, 2011

proselytase

PROSELYTASE ... pros·e·lyt·ase/ˈpräsələˌtayz/
Verb:
Attempting to convert (someone) from one political view, belief, or opinion to another without stopping until tongue tasing them to the ground..

"Maura pressed on to proselytase her views without noticing it was offensive, obnoxious, unappreciated, and generally was shocking people to near death". Not being a house-broken liberal (to say the least). being a overly liberal poop brainwash bend bias misinform mislead squeeze persuade proselyte proselytize sway turn

by CountrySwan October 25, 2011

Prosetic

A poem that is prosaic in form but looks poetic also since it has rhymes.

My poems are not entirely prosaic nor poetic but in between i.e. 'prosetic', prosaic + poetic.

by Rajeeb2014 January 21, 2015