prostate exam

When a man (typically over 40) gets his insurance to pay for someone to stick some fingers up his asshole.

Me: I'm going to the doctor for my prostate exam.

Friend: Are you sure you don't want me to finger bang you instead?

by BlackMambaBoughtMeARing November 16, 2015

prostate snot

The ejaculate from a male who’s had a vasectomy.

Oh yeah, baby...*moan*...shoot your warm prostate snot on my tits.

by Dngo8myBaby January 18, 2019

Prostate Milking

Is the process of expelling stagnant, stale or toxic seminal fluids (whether medical, or for sensual fulfillment) from the prostate gland. Prostate Milking is a live lengthening, loving effort to lessen the chance of prostate cancer, and as a loving means of extreme sensual pleasure.

Prostate Milking...
“She was tasting his pride, that tasteful little blow, and a tickle inside, to benefit blood flow.” AlyasSmyth

by AlyasSmyth March 9, 2010

Prostate Galore

When the doctors can't figure out what is wrong with you, so they get five or more doctors to stick their fingers in your asshole at once.

Guy: I'm ready Doc
Doc: This will not be a normal prostate
Guy: What do you mean?
Doc: Its a gonna be a Prostate Galore
guy: oh you motherf..... AAAHHH!!

by Tony GuizzettiKingTG October 27, 2017

prostate cancer

a horrible disease that kills many wonderful people. <3

Person A-you were diagnosed with prostate cancer?
Person B- yep
Person A-I'm so sorry

by ominominai February 10, 2010

Prostirape

Both whore and client enter the procedure as agreed, however the client flees before paying. Cases of prostirape are common in occurance, and similar in nature to 'doing a runner' from a restaurant.

A horny man enters a phone booth and rings one of these typical XXXFUQFUQFUQ numbers. The whore arrives on the street corner and does not get to capitalise on her sexual encounter.

by green_will May 24, 2004

prostitenant

(noun) A tenant who pays all or part of his/her rent with sexual favors

It's the fifth of the month and I still haven't gotten my check from that prostitenant Kelly in 115...I guess I'll have to stop by and 'collect' a blow job this afternoon

by Rob Baumgartner December 15, 2008