Drunken Prophet

A “drunken prophet” is when you are fucking a dude so hard up the ass he starts speaking in tongues and experiencing spiritual ecstasy resulting in the revelation of the meaning of life.

I was giving it to Alan so hard up his ass last night that he had a drunken prophet.

by AnonymousHyena January 24, 2023

The prophet Naziyr

The incarnation of the archangel Michael, also known as Melchizedek, king and high priest of early Jerusalem. In Daniel 12:1, Revelations 10:1-11 and Malachi 3:1. He delivers the endtimes 144,000 servants of Yahweh with a little book containing a new covenant.

The prophet Naziyr is the endtimes messiah.

by The Covenant Messenger July 6, 2021

Preying on the prophet

'Real Housewives' slang for gettin' some of dat holy penis

Real Housewives of Atlanta's Drew Sidora pulled out receipts on LaToya Ali, who apparently got quite close to Prophet Lott... in the Biblical sense. Drew accused her of "Preying on the prophet" and ruining the christening of her young daughter.

by Uncle Joosie April 13, 2021

Prophet of Truth

the highest of the prophets in Halo.

"there are thoser who said this day will never come...what are they to say now"

by matt dold November 28, 2004

Facebook Prophet

People that regularly post prophetic, inspirational status updates.

A Facebook prophet might post a status update such as:
"Today was a glorious gift wrapped in a tapestry of sunlight, rainbows, and children's laughter."

- F. N. Douchebag

by hardwoodstan August 6, 2009

false prophet

Muhammad is the false prophet of the muslims. He invented his own religion, Mohammedanism, when he realized that Christians and Jews would not accept his delirious dreams of being a prophet. A cut-throat, nasty terrorist, the inspiration of Al-Qaeda and Hezbollah. A goat-smelling, camel-raping, pedophile.

Muhammad is paradigmatic false prophet.

by Iblisatan May 16, 2009

Prophet Mohammed

Best person on earth who ever existed, Muslims believe that he's the Prophet to spread the truth , he was a poor guy and always gave the poor food he got , Aisha (his wife) said that he was the best person in the world as a husband, his people attacked him threw garbage at him and yet he forgave them when he opened Makkah, he and his friends never went on a war to open a city except if they began. Peace be upon him

Don't be such a jerk , remember our role model Prophet Mohammed never did such a thing

by H180 August 25, 2017