primitive enema

An album released by the band Butt Trumpet in 1994. Also a song on the same album. The song has strong overtones of buttsecks.

Lineup on the album consists of:
1. Clusterfuck
2. Funeral Crashing Tonight
3. I've Been So Mad Latelu
4. DICKTatorship
5. Classic Asshole
6. Decapitated
7. Dead Dogs
8. I Left My Flannel in Seattle
9. I'm Ugly and I don't know why
10. The Grindcore Song
11. Primitive Enema
12. I Left My Gun In San Fransisco
13. Shutup
14. Ten Seconds of Heaven
15. Yesterday
16. Ode to Dickhead
17. Pink Gun
18. Blind

Chick:I need a primitive enema.
d00d: I'm up for it.

by DieHippieDie November 27, 2007

Promicide

The act of dumping your date just before prom. The break up must occur within 24 hours of prom in order to qualify as promicide.

Bob didn't tell his prom date, Alice, that he was going to show up without a suit. As soon as Alice saw him, promicide was inevitable.

by Freshyoungandandgerous June 18, 2011

primitive fart

The fart routinely used by cave dwellers to smoke out a saber tooth tiger. It's believed to be caused by the horrific combination of digesting tusk marrow and rat carcasses.

After two chorizo tacos and three bowls of northern beans, the harbor master ripped a primitive fart killing his first mate on contact.

by Texas Bill December 15, 2015

Promotion pads

Knee Pads

He/she had to wear out multiple sets of promotion pads to get that job.

by Wskrbzkt February 25, 2019

Promitting

Vomiting while partying

Adams drank so much at his birthday party and starting promitting the whole night - what a trooper

by dazzasheer February 9, 2020

promptinuity

The practice of being consistently on time in order to avoid disappointment and anger.

Person 1 - I can’t believe you have actually arrived on time.
Person 2 - Thanks, I’ve been practicing my promptinuity.

by -\\~//- March 8, 2020

Promotion Speech

When someone talks to the point where the audience starts sleeping. Usually, listening to it is not even helpful.

I slept through the promotion speech. How about you? Oh, you did too? Nice.

by Yesssssirr May 24, 2020