real programmer

Real programmer are:

- programmers that code machine code/assembly

- programmers that can real code of programming language that he did not know

- programmers that can learn new programming languages in 10 minutes

- programmers that use C/C++ and other low-level programming languages.

- programmers that do not use an IDE such as Visual Studio, instead, they use cat, vi, nano or other command line text editors

You are not a real programmer? You are still writing Visual Basic.

by SM++ May 24, 2009

Spinach Programming

Something thats good for you, but not necessarily entertaining/enjoyable for others.

Seth MacFarlane used Spinach Programming when he temporarily killed Brian, everybody freaked out, but the ratings for the show went up.

by C3rb3rus_Prim3 January 14, 2014

programming hydra

A programming hydra is problem of trying to patch one bug in a program only to create more with the patch.

John: I thought you said you were going to patch your program?
Kevin: I did patch it.
John: Well it has more bugs now.
Kevin: Ah yes, the programming hydra. Patch one bug and two more take its place.

by Hanokite November 15, 2017

Probgrammatic

(adjective) a shortening of the phrase grammatically problematic Causing confusion in the grammar and, therefore, the meaning of a piece of writing.

Sarah's writing makes no sense. It's very probgrammatic.

by MC Key November 23, 2020

DARE Programme

DARE (Drug - Abuse - Resistance - Education)

some dumb programme telling kiddos not to do drugs and Marijuana. also, it says to be nice to people or else they'll secretly hate you. also no bulling.

Actually, Marijuana kills absolutely no one. I mean, that doesn't mean it perfectly safe. smoking weed under the age of 25 can lead to memory problems and stoof. if your an adult, it's really your choice.

Bulling is bad tho, don't do.

don't do drugs kiddo... or you'll DIE!!!
-DARE programme

by Bored Potato October 18, 2019

faith based programming

Faith based programming is what happens when a programmer isn't smart or capable enough of writing good code that they pray whatever they did actually works. In early years, programmers would put a lot of debug statements, no-op loops, etc in code that somehow created the magic timing for it to work.

Programmer 1: Did you ever fix that bug we talked about yesterday?

Programmer 2: Ya, well sort of. I just added a few debug statements and it went away

Programmer 1: Oh, I get it, you are doing a little Faith Based Programming?

Programmer 2: Yep, even though I can't see it, I believe the problem has somehow gone away...

by tempestaz March 15, 2014

Programmer Hands

Soft hands of a man, namely a computer nerd, who does not work manual labor, but stays indoors as his job is in an office thus giving him feminine, non calloused hands. Computer nerds and excessive masturbation with lotion is mutually exclusive.

Man A) "I need to keep my hands in good shape; I have smooth hands, smooth girly hands."
Man B) "programmer hands is the correct terminology."

by robotron27 December 2, 2010