procrasturbate

To waste otherwise valuable time in self-stimulation of the genitals, or more metaphorically, to waste time doing something unrelated and unimportant to the task at hand; it must be of great interest/pleasure to oneself but only to oneself (which separates it from procrastination) and must have no real positive or substantial upshots.

Keane should be writing an essay but he's procrasturbating.

I can see why nothing gets done in the house; Suzy often tends to procrasturbate by watching The Notebook over and over again.

by Keane B June 11, 2006

procrasturbate

The act of procrasturbation.
Masturbating instead of doing other necessary things.
Postponing work to masturbate.

Dude, I had so much homework to do, but I chose to procrasturbate all night instead.

by tylerb91 January 18, 2010

Procrasturbating

To masturbate when you should be studying.

I had an exam to study for but I didn't wantto do it so I went and masturbated, engaging in Procrasturbating.

by Zachary Carapetis July 4, 2008

Procrasturbating

Procrastinating by the act of masturbating.

"Hey dude, my mom caught me procrasturbating so now I have to go finish my homework...and start attending church again"

by D-daii March 25, 2010

procrasturbate

To avoid work by looking at porn, looking at porn of course leads to masturbation.

Billy would procrasturbate to milf porn instead of working on his English final.

by darqcyde December 23, 2008

procrasturbating

to maturbate to use as an excuse for not doing homework, work, etc..

yo dude i just got done procrasturbating so i am happy now...

teacher: why isnt your paper done

Billy: I was procrasturbating all night

by Tyler Falk September 2, 2005

Procrasturbating

Procrastinating by masturbating.

With so many finals to study for, I spent many night procrasturbating!

by xHoneyBeex June 12, 2011