procrastibation

Putting off masturbation because of copious amounts of other work you have procrastinated too much on.

"Yeah man I really wanted to masturbate but I just couldn't put off my history paper any longer. This procrastibation is killing me."

by poop2938 May 17, 2014

Procrastibating

Masturbating while procrastinating.

I did not get much study done today because I was procrastibating.

by Jabbing May 2, 2014

Procrastibate

Instead of taking care of more inportant obligations you masturbate instead

I was supposed to be at work at 7 but I procrastibated and i didn't make it till 9

by JDUB 4978 January 11, 2020

procrastibating

The act of avoiding or putting off necessary tasks or chores through self-masturbation

I bet your Matt didn't do any work for his Energy, Markets and Risk exam last night. He was probably too busy procrastibating.

by jewboy89 May 15, 2013

procrastibating

verb: Putting off important tasks in favour of pleasuring yourself sexually.

"No, I didn't finish my science paper, I was procrastibating instead."

by Malacanadian July 12, 2012

procrastibator

Someone who thinks about doing things but is just masturbating instead and never does anything.

I'm a terrible procrastibator- I think about it and dream about it but I never get it started.

by adzeman21 September 18, 2015

Procrastibating

To put a hold on whatever your going to do by masturbating

I really really need to clean my room but i cant stop "Procrastibating"

by jayanator May 10, 2011