procrastibate

To masterbate to put something off when you don't want to do it, or if you are just trying to waste some time.
"Ugh, I have so much homework to do....screw it, I'm just going to go procrastibate."

"I never hang out with friends since I'm ALWAYS procrastibating."
by Steel521 September 19, 2011
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Procrastibating

I did not get much study done today because I was procrastibating.
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procrastibation

Putting off masturbation because of copious amounts of other work you have procrastinated too much on.
"Yeah man I really wanted to masturbate but I just couldn't put off my history paper any longer. This procrastibation is killing me."
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procrastibating

The act of avoiding or putting off necessary tasks or chores through self-masturbation
I bet your Matt didn't do any work for his Energy, Markets and Risk exam last night. He was probably too busy procrastibating.
by jewboy89 May 15, 2013
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procrastibating

verb: Putting off important tasks in favour of pleasuring yourself sexually.
"No, I didn't finish my science paper, I was procrastibating instead."
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procrastibator

Someone who thinks about doing things but is just masturbating instead and never does anything.
I'm a terrible procrastibator- I think about it and dream about it but I never get it started.
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Procrastibating

To put a hold on whatever your going to do by masturbating
I really really need to clean my room but i cant stop "Procrastibating"
by jayanator April 20, 2011
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