presence

Lving in the one singular moment. Elimination from the mind obsessed creation of time. No time. Pure consiousness. Elightenment or heaven by some religions. The vortex of the ying-yang in a three demensional world where "z" represents time

Man that dude's cool. So present. It permeates all.

by NapDynoGosh April 24, 2005

extend and pretend

A temporary solution to a severe hangover which involves addressing the condition with another round of heavy drinking; this method is not necessarily a cure to a hangover, only a postponment of the enivitable.

Ugggh...I am so f'ing hungover I think I'll extend and pretend and have a few bloody marys and deal with this tomorrow!

by sfdave June 11, 2010

pretend birthday

pretending it is your birthday when actually it is not just because you want to, an excuse to buy a birthday cake for yourself,when you want the free piece of cake at a restaraunt so you have a friend tell the waitress it is your birthday you can have multiple pretend birthdays through out the year

Girl 1:um, why are you ordering a cake?
Girl 2:tomorrow is going to be my pretend birthday..
Girl 1:oh, am i invited?
Girl 2:duh

Boy 1:okay you go to the bathroom and when she comes to refill our drinks ill tell her its your birthday
Boy 2:ight, brb

by k3|see March 22, 2008

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars

Let me guess, this is all over your for you page but you don’t get it. Let me help, but I could really use a wish right now.

✯ 🛩 I ° • .°•
✨ * I 💫
. • 🦄 I 🐦. •
👚 l 👕
° ★ • 👖 I 👖 • .°•
▁▂▃▄▅▆▇▇▆▅▄▃▂▁

🦄: Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars
🐦: I could really use a wish right now. Wish right now. Wish right now.

by Unicornbirds August 3, 2021

pretencious cock sucker

One who is adicted to the sucking of a cock.

Mrs. Kleisley is a pretencious cock sucker.

by Bob May 3, 2003

Pretend Dream

When you are in bed and trying to go to sleep you make things up in your head that you want to dream about

my dream last night was no where near as cool as my pretend dream before hand

by QlitComando December 29, 2010

pretend porn

Forms of media, especially YouTube videos or clickbait articles, that you know will not be pornographic but still somehow expect (and hope) to be pornographic, and then click on and/or watch, only to be disappointed and still horny.

Bro 1: Hey man, did you hear about that Buzzfeed video "Girls Use Vibrators For The First Time"?
Bro 2: Shit man, nah I didn't, I'll go check it out, I'm sure it's hot

ONE WEEK LATER

Bro 2: Brooo, they just went to the toy shop, bought vibrators, and then cut to the girls talking about using them afterward, and it wasn't sexy at all! That was some serious pretend porn.
Bro 1: Damn, you're right. Fuck pretend porn.

by Loberson June 1, 2016