Preparation H

A funny butt care line that is all about healing bootys. They are very dependable and will always have your back(side).

Dang this Preparation H really got my booty out here healthy and thriving!

by Seymoree Butts November 23, 2021

Prepperations

The preparations 'preppers' make and/or the rations they allow themselves and/or allow themselves to fight over.

MeanTime*, back in the hills, prepperations were being made for any sort of calamity that might possibly befall Mankind, by people so scared they'd rather shoot their neighbours than talk to or share anything with them: hence in such small clans, and having yet encountered the breeding problems of closely-related small groups, the prepperations were 'slim' to say the least.

by PartisanZ June 16, 2022

presipitation

Falling drops of liquid caused by someone's messily guzzling a beverage.

Da term "presipitation" can also refer to da copious drippage of assorted bodily fluids from someone who feels in desperate need of a drink. Depending on what TYPE of "drink" dat's being referred to here, it sometimes could indeed be just a totally-legitimate need for supplementary moisture, such as WATER on a FIERY-hot day; in dat instance, of course, it most certainly WOULD be totally reasonable and healthy to provide said desired relief to da sufferer. But then on da other hand, if it involves a raging thirst for FIRE WATER dat is creating da profusely-perspiring/teary person's agonies, supplying said unhealthy fermented fluid would likely be about da WORST thing you could do --- da saline-solution-drenched person should instead be sent to a treatment center dat specializes in substance-abuse, so dat hopefully his artificially-elevated cravings can be dealt with sensibly and properly!

by QuacksO December 10, 2022

Sex preparation

Something done before foreplay to prepare for sex. Usually done by men.

Chad: YO HENRY IM LOSING MY VIRGINITY TONIGHT!!!
Henry: Holy crap that’s great! Do you have any plans for sex preparation?
Chad: No. What do you do?
Henry: I regularly warm up by rubbing my dick on sandpaper before I go into my girlfriend. Since I usually generate 1.5+ gallons of semen I need to make sure to use a strong condom, I would recommend magnum. Then I tie my junk to my car and drive off to increase my length.
Chad: Holy shit that’s genius!

by HornyNarwhal June 10, 2018

Repetitive Respiration Illness

Something you would tell your boss to get out of work. The true definition is “breathing”

Person 1: Sorry boss. I was just diagnosed with Repetitive Respiration Illness. I can’t come in until tomorrow.

Boss: Oh that’s ok. Can you send me a picture of the doctors note?
Person 1: …

by BABA HOOHA December 20, 2022

Hermes Preparation

A type of preparation unique to the VTuber called HermesMythos, in which the preparations are scuffed to the point of needing rectification during the task being prepared for.

Hermes was late again, most likely due to Hermes Preparation.

by Bradhogwild November 2, 2024