by Clappedmatt December 29, 2020
Get the Peeing on my peeny mug.Laying down flat on the toilet to pee. Usually necessary due to a boner, because you’re not sure about your aim, or you’re bored with standard peeing strategies.
- James: "I saw Zac Efron horizontal peeing in the trailer for that movie That Awkward Moment and decided to give it a try."
- Mike: "How'd it go?"
- James: "Good. I touched the water.”
- Mike: "How'd it go?"
- James: "Good. I touched the water.”
by the fuuuuck? January 8, 2014
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Real Housewives of Atlanta's Drew Sidora pulled out receipts on LaToya Ali, who apparently got quite close to Prophet Lott... in the Biblical sense. Drew accused her of "Preying on the prophet" and ruining the christening of her young daughter.
by Uncle Joosie April 13, 2021
Get the Preying on the prophet mug.Term used when friends are laughing obnoxiously loud; or when something is very funny. Almost as if they are about to pee their pants, but not actually urinating.
person 1: "LOOK AT THE THOUSAND CLIPS IN THAT GIRLS HAIR."
person 2: "IM PEEING. IM PEEEEEING. IM PEEEEING."
person 2: "IM PEEING. IM PEEEEEING. IM PEEEEING."
by ckkay December 15, 2010
Get the peeing mug.To really screw something up royally. To fuck something up totally. To make a complete shambles of some situation. In short, to screw the pooch.
Bob got caught peeing in the soup. His wife caught him fucking his secretary. She will divorce him and take every dime he ever had.
by jpeterman12 November 30, 2006
Get the peeing in the soup mug.When a person, typically a female, starts obnoxiously posting comments and writing on someone's Facebook wall in an attempt to "make her territory." A girl can also "pee" in an attempt to force a guy into a relationship.
Kyle's new girlfriend has been peeing on his wal a lotl lately, she so wants other girls to know she exists.
by Alexa116 May 17, 2011
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