Religious person: Can i pray for you?
Me: No thank you.
Religious person : *puts hands over me and starts to pray.
Me: Dude, you just prayer raped me!
Me: No thank you.
Religious person : *puts hands over me and starts to pray.
Me: Dude, you just prayer raped me!
by Brey666 January 4, 2020
Get the Prayer Rape mug.A blasphemous prayer said by Raver/Club/Kandi Kids as part of a serotonin shot. It is as follows:
I want you to pray;
pray to the Roll Gods!
I want you to pray to James St. James,
I want you to pray to Tiesto,
And I want you to pray to Micheal Alig,
Are you ready?
- - -
You're Free...
I want you to pray;
pray to the Roll Gods!
I want you to pray to James St. James,
I want you to pray to Tiesto,
And I want you to pray to Micheal Alig,
Are you ready?
- - -
You're Free...
Club Kid: Did you enjoy that serotonin shot?
GoGo Dancer: Yeah, especially the Prayer to the Rave Gods!
GoGo Dancer: Yeah, especially the Prayer to the Rave Gods!
by Đ☮PΞ ☆ November 20, 2009
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A game in which a group of men who recieve a blowjob from a single woman in a cirlce then mix all the semen in a turkey baster which then gets emptied in to the womans vagina. Then everyone prays that they are NOT the father and who ever is the babies daddy loses.
Man, I played prayer cirlce at a party a couple weeks ago and this random number won't stop calling! I think I lost.
by The Candyman and Big Poppa February 21, 2011
Get the Prayer Cirlce mug.Before you look up this definition, first look up the term "Prayer" by JG IS RIPPIN. Now if you have read Prayer you will understand this. When somebody has the ultimate prayer in anything one person yells, "PRAYER"! and the other person yells, "ANSWERED"!
A kid who sucks at basketball, is in the game towards the very end, and gets the ball and shoots it and wins the game. You and your friends can chant, "PRAYER ANSWERED!"
Your friend who is ugly gets a hot girls phone number by her coming up to her. As she walks away, you say PRAYER ANSWERED!
Your friend who is ugly gets a hot girls phone number by her coming up to her. As she walks away, you say PRAYER ANSWERED!
by JG IS RIPPIN March 7, 2011
Get the Prayer Answered mug.A baseball sized stone (usually granite) which is used to fend off the unwelcome spiritual advances of an intrusive, fanatical religious proselytizer.
They are typically blessed with an incantation, and then carefully placed within the cranium of the offending believer at a high velocity, where the incantation will hopefully dissolve and they will get the message.
It is considered bad form to use prayer rocks unless your attacker has begun to threaten you with prayer.
They are typically blessed with an incantation, and then carefully placed within the cranium of the offending believer at a high velocity, where the incantation will hopefully dissolve and they will get the message.
It is considered bad form to use prayer rocks unless your attacker has begun to threaten you with prayer.
"Friend, I am here to tell you, you are standing in the path of God Almighty's wrath! You need to get right with Him before it's too late! Won't you please accept His free gift now, before it's too late?!?"
"Like I said before, I'm really not interested..."
"Oh friend, please don't make the mistake of assuming you can do it tomorrow! Tomorrow may never come! Think about it! Hell is not where you want to spend eternity!"
"Look, next to you is not where I want to spend next Sunday. Could you please just leave me alone?"
"You are making an awful mistake, friend. I am certainly going to pray for you! I am going to pray that God sears your soul, and draws you to repentance! I am going to pray that God makes you MISERABLE in your sins!!"
"No, I don't think so... (mutters to prayer rock) your next prayer is going to be for a bottle of Tylenol..."
THUD!!!
"Like I said before, I'm really not interested..."
"Oh friend, please don't make the mistake of assuming you can do it tomorrow! Tomorrow may never come! Think about it! Hell is not where you want to spend eternity!"
"Look, next to you is not where I want to spend next Sunday. Could you please just leave me alone?"
"You are making an awful mistake, friend. I am certainly going to pray for you! I am going to pray that God sears your soul, and draws you to repentance! I am going to pray that God makes you MISERABLE in your sins!!"
"No, I don't think so... (mutters to prayer rock) your next prayer is going to be for a bottle of Tylenol..."
THUD!!!
by J_Marco_Medi August 11, 2009
Get the prayer rock mug.The corridor that connects the airport terminal to the plane you are about to board. More prayers are said here than in church.
My flight is boarding, I better ask God for a safe flight as I am waiting to enter the plane in the prayer hall.
by rrsltx August 16, 2012
Get the Prayer Hall mug.Police: Tell me again how it happened?
Julie: I told him I wanted to wait then he choked me until I blacked out. Mid-way through I woke up and he had his pressed together in my girl parts.
Police: ... you mean prayer hands?
Julie: I told him I wanted to wait then he choked me until I blacked out. Mid-way through I woke up and he had his pressed together in my girl parts.
Police: ... you mean prayer hands?
by Pisseidon June 9, 2011
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