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These pretzels are making me thirsty

Comes from Seinfield.
I use it as a replacement for "this is making me angry", just like goerge does in a later episode.
You are at a cinema, people keps yaking on the phone, "these pretzels are making me thirsty" (this idiot is making me mad)
by TheLordAkira September 22, 2007
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Leg-Pretzel

A position of two people when you're snuggling and cuddling with your lover and your legs are intertwined with each other.
I love to wrap my legs around Ali as we cuddle in bed. He is the best to leg-pretzel with ever!
by eck0731 February 8, 2010
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Salted Pretzel

The salted pretzel is a sexual act where two men scissor, bending their genitals down to penetrate each other's rectums. A third man then stands above the two and urinates, thereby salting the pretzel.
"I talked to Bill at work, and he agreed to help us make a Salted Pretzel"

"Perfect. I'll go get a tarp to lay on the floor."
by fireburn1222 January 17, 2017
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Praetorian Guard

An elite force of bodyguards used by Roman emperors.
Augustus created the Praetorian Guard in 27 BCE.
by Shawn Farrell May 5, 2004
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Pretzky

Paulo Adriano da Silva, Jr., known professionally as Pretzky, is a Brazilian recording artist and songwriter. Born and raised in São Paulo, he began singing at around the age of fourteen, when he formed the hip hop group Warmie (2008-2013) with fellow rappers MC Bei and ThanksJay in 2008. They released their singles “Bad Girl” and “Samba-Sambô” in 2011 and 2013, respectively. Pretzky left the group in December 2013 to pursue a solo career.
by jimcollin85 August 15, 2017
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These pretzels are making me thirsty

A seinfeld reference. Can be commonly used when you are angry, or also when someone is complaining about something trivial.
Person A -"I dont like my car because it only has two cupholders"

Person B - "These pretzels are making me thirsty"
by Kellenjoseph September 10, 2009
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Pretzel Day

The only day of the year that Stanley is happy
There’s only three hundred sixty four more days until the next pretzel day
by KevinMalone69 November 14, 2018
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