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German Totem pole

The German Totem pole is a sexual act which requires a minimum of three men, sitting on each other's lap, resembling a totem pole. They each insert their phallic member (which at this point should be rock hard) into the man above. A woman could be positioned at the top of the totem pole for decorative purposes only.
Oh man you rocked the top of the German Totem pole last night! Your arse was packed!

Did you hear about Steve? He was at the bottom of a 10 man German Totem Pole last night, he came for days
by Peanut Butter Dick December 4, 2013
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I'm going to wax his pole.

The slang 'waxing his pole' means when a girl gets really kinky and decides she wants to suck a guys cock.
I'm going to a party and get drunk and find a hot guy and I'm going to wax his pole.
by Biggg Countryyy November 25, 2011
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Paulette

A girl that is very beautfiul bt in her eyes she thinks she isn't. She is very unique and smart and also very very perverted. She is the kinkiest and horniest girl you will ever meet. She can be nice and mean just depends on how you treat her. Its hard for her to stay mad at someone everytime you see her she is smiling.
Mia: Man did you see Paulette last night, she was dancing her ass off. I didn't know she could dance.

Zack: She can do anything.
by Mia Ella November 14, 2011
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Smoke Pole

A black powder rifle of some sort, especially a muzzleloader. Common slang among hunters. So called because a muzzleloader spews out a cloud of smoke along with its projectile, unlike modern guns. Another popular term for a muzzleloader is Boomstick.
"Grab your smoke pole and powder flask, we're headin' for Penn. to catch their black powder season."
by Da-Gun-nut Garfield December 16, 2008
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Jake Paulers

A group of particularly young children mentally ill beyond belief. They tend to support egotistic Jake Paul. The older they are the more mentally disturbed they are. Proceed with caution, and remember they are too retarded to change.
Jake Paulers prove Hitler killed the wrong people
by FUCK JAKE PAULERS June 19, 2017
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Paulette

Definition 1: A woman who lives alone in a housing project in the Paris suburbs and has meager pensions

Definition 2: A feminine French name
Me: I have pensions like Paulette’s.
Friend: Serves you right for living in Kansas all those years.
by Person11234 June 8, 2019
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Smoke a pole

1.a non vulgar form of saying "blow job"
2. an insult
tina: hey john you need to clean your car.
john: go smoke a pole.
by geeber101 October 10, 2011
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