Puffen

A swollen muff. When you fuck a girl so hard, her muff gets all swollen. However, if you can't pull that off, you can just punch her in the muff.

Dude, I fucked that bitch so hard, I gave her a puffen.

by Kick.ass May 26, 2010

fluffy puff air puffed sugar delights

The tasty air-puffed snack endorsed by Mr.Schmallow.

Hello Fallows! I'm Mister Schmallow!

by Zach G. November 19, 2003

bone puffer

One who sucks on dick.

My girlfriend wouldn't give me head, so I told her that I was dumping her for a bonafide bone puffer!

by Fred Clanahan February 23, 2006

Pufferbelly

A person who consumes marshmallows and blueberry pies to the point of excess. This often leads to numbing of the frontal lobes, therefore the term is often used to describe dillusional indivduals with an obsession for the afforementioned dessert items.

"That E-Rick is such a Pufferbelly, look at him eating all those fucking marshmallows and blueberry pies."

by Jayke Meoff November 7, 2007

peter puffer

(n.) An insulting term for a gay guy. (adj.) Large and flamboyant.

You are such a peter puffer you fag.
Wow, look at that peter puffer fag over there.

by ChickenFriedKitten November 26, 2004

soot puffer

a vehical which runs on diesel fuel emitting black smoke (soot)

you just got smoked by a soot puffer!

by Fletch421 June 22, 2006

Beating the pufferfish

A slang term for masturbating or fingering or pleasuring ones self.
This term may be used concurrently with spanking the moonface.

Person A: What are you doing tonight?
Person B: Oh, you know, just beating the pufferfish.
Person A: Nice.

by Tbell November 9, 2014