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awesome possum

A word which means the same as 'awesome', except that by adding 'possum' at the end it sounds waaaay more awesome. Just because it rhymes. Contrary to its name, it has nothing to do with possums at all, and is just there to make it sound more interesting e.g. Liar liar, pants on fire.
Zak: "Hey dude, do you remember Sisqo's Thong Song?"
Caleb: "Yeah man, awesome video eh?"
Zak: " "Yeah man. Awesome possum!"
by ah leb September 2, 2010
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Possum stomp

Slang for "opossum stomp".

Wrestling move in which victim is held upside down by the ankles and smashed violently, headfirst, into the ground.

This is a completely justifiable and necessary recourse in the event that one's opponent is "playing opossum", or just being a bitch.
"Boy, I'm gonna' possum stomp your head into your ass," laughed the friendly neighborhood policeman.
by Andrew Blevins October 18, 2008
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possum text

the act of pulling out your phone only to pretend that your gonna text someone to prevent looking like a lonely loser
uhg where are these guy, i always get here first, ehh i gotta possum text i dont want to look like a loner
by crcguy October 18, 2010
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Hillary Possum

double standard; usually related to how the media treats some politicians with kid gloves and goes after others like a pack of wolves. See also laura bush Story goes that if Hillary Clinton had run over a possum back in the 1960s it would still be news and at least 12 books would be published on the subject.
Brit Hume has become so blantant with the "hillary possums" he might as well leave Fox and join CBN.
by TWade August 25, 2005
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play possum

1. pretend to be dead

2. to pretend to be vulnerable to avoid or entrap someone or something

(from a the fact that the Virgina opossum reacts to threats by feigning death)
He tried to play possum, but he couldn't fool me.
by The Return of Light Joker November 30, 2010
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Possum Flop

Faking ones death or sleep to avoid having to sex with a person.
"My buddy picked up this hottie last night at the bar. But, I had to Possum Flop her fat friend at the end of the night so I wouldn't have to sleep with her".
by HENDO November 7, 2012
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possum spotter

Australian slang for someone who has a lazy eye or is cross-eyed. Referring to one eye (or both) pointed upwards in a different direction. It is assumed that the bung eye is tracking the movements of possums in trees.
Woah Bazza, Check out the possum spotter behind the counter!
by Bangatangz January 10, 2021
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