Adverse Possession

Commonly called squatters rights, or acquisitive prescription.

It's basically this legal concept that caused my property to be LEGALLY stolen by some bozo that was living in my property for a certain amount of time (prob 10 to 20 years) and I didn't noticed

Hey you can't live there jackass I liv-

Dude living in my home: Adverse possession bitch!!!

by Sebby294 March 24, 2024

Possessed

Pazu + Zeus = PaZeused. And So Shall You Be! Two In One. Two Zoos = Two By Two. Another Animal. Zoo For Two And Zu For Zu Two! Let Us Teach You How To Do The Splitz!

"I don't know getting possessed from getting PaZeused and Pazuzud anymore!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 13, 2023

Possessed

When you become possessed you wear a bedsheet on your head.

That Mother****** is POSSESSED

by ChickenLasagna February 03, 2021

Possessed

Someone possessed by a devil or anything.

Kai looks possessed when he sleeps in his bed.

by MacroUser June 13, 2024

Possessed

Possessed means someone was possessed by a devil or anything.

Kai was possessed by an devil!

by MacroUser May 28, 2024

Possessed

The result of a spirit/figure taking possession of one's body or heavily influencing them.

Oh my god, Trea Turner is a possessed man right now. He's gone yard 4 times in the last 3 games and has 21 total bases.

by zoboomaf00 August 30, 2023

Computerized Possession

When one becomes possessed by his/her laptop/desktop computer because of never taking his/her eyes off of the monitor.

Teenage Guy #1: DUDE! Earlier, my brother was chasing after me with some kind of halberd thingy and my dad's pistol! I was disturbed!

Teenage Guy #2: Did he play an online game called Rage 3?

Teenage Guy #1: ...Yeah, that's it. The one with the stick figure? He was playing it for HOURS!

Teenage Guy #2: Yep... that's computerized possession.

Teenage Guy #1: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

Teenage Guy #2: You just found your answer.

by UrbanPreTeen January 21, 2011