Possessed

Pazu + Zeus = PaZeused. And So Shall You Be! Two In One. Two Zoos = Two By Two. Another Animal. Zoo For Two And Zu For Zu Two! Let Us Teach You How To Do The Splitz!

"I don't know getting possessed from getting PaZeused and Pazuzud anymore!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 13, 2023

Adverse Possession

Commonly called squatters rights, or acquisitive prescription.

It's basically this legal concept that caused my property to be LEGALLY stolen by some bozo that was living in my property for a certain amount of time (prob 10 to 20 years) and I didn't noticed

Hey you can't live there jackass I liv-

Dude living in my home: Adverse possession bitch!!!

by Sebby294 March 24, 2024

Jemonic Possession

When you receive a text, email or facebook message with spelling and syntax similar to a jejemon coming from a friend who does not do that before, that person may have been under jemonic possession.

What's wrong with your text message? Are you in some jemonic possession or something?

by m1kesa1nt May 9, 2010

cyber-possession

Cyber-possession means the bout when you are in stark enthusiasm when playing a game and you are just too focused on it until you cuss when you lose in the game or even berate someone who tries to speak to you when you are playing it.

Larry: Hey bro, can I...
Steve: F**k off! I'm trying to concentrate in here!
George: Ahh Larry just let him alone, he has got the cyber-possession.

(a few seconds later)
Steve: Grr... Look! I lost the game! This is all your fault!!

by Le Mao September 3, 2012

demonic possession

when someone's control over their own body is stolen by a demonic entity, which is not r Yes it is, Christians fear me. All shall crumble in the heat of the ashes hail beezlebob hail beezlebo eal so you don't need to worry about it.

Person 1: Damn my girl gave me a wack hickey yesterday i think she might be a victim of demonic possession
Person 1: Yeah I sure did

by Sando Trouton December 17, 2024

possess thy neck

To formally slap someone’s neck so hard that they no longer own their own neck

If you don’t get out of my way , i’m boutta possess thy neck

by rodawg51 May 3, 2018

Possessed

The result of a spirit/figure taking possession of one's body or heavily influencing them.

Oh my god, Trea Turner is a possessed man right now. He's gone yard 4 times in the last 3 games and has 21 total bases.

by zoboomaf00 August 30, 2023