The part projecting above the mouth on the face of a person or animal, containing the nostrils and used for breathing and smelling.
by elsaabka January 4, 2019

Baby poseidon is the generic brand blue raspberry juice you get at your local grocery store for at MOST $1.50. This is the juice you take home in slurp down in 2 days and is 0% real juice. This type of juice is also known as blue drink or some people just call it Kool-Aid.
XBOX Live Gamer: Hold on guys, imma go grab a glass of that baby poseidon real quick.
XBOX Live Gamer 2: Alright, we'll wait for you.
XBOX Live Gamer 2: Alright, we'll wait for you.
by Mr. Rugby March 5, 2012

Hey, is that the Salish Prince?
Naw man, dass Prince Poseidon....you ain't herd.of hiiim? He's huge in Florida.
Oh, I thought he was from WA
Naw man, dass Prince Poseidon....you ain't herd.of hiiim? He's huge in Florida.
Oh, I thought he was from WA
by googlespander-gold-mine May 9, 2013

A person who creates fake content on youtube to scam people.
most often seen pretending he doesn't understand what hes doing is wrong,claiming his manager who's a 70 IQ slant glasses weirdo knows 50 billionaires,when really he got kicked from 2 e-sport teams and only learned to read 5 years ago despite being in his 40's his only only credible talent being getting people to sign up for his YT MCN for a cut of there advert revenue
most often seen pretending he doesn't understand what hes doing is wrong,claiming his manager who's a 70 IQ slant glasses weirdo knows 50 billionaires,when really he got kicked from 2 e-sport teams and only learned to read 5 years ago despite being in his 40's his only only credible talent being getting people to sign up for his YT MCN for a cut of there advert revenue
by 20%BRENT June 13, 2018

When you are using a public automated toilet and it flushes violently while you are still seated causing a tsunami of poo water to touch your butt. A more extreme version of Poseidon's kiss.
by Madmich November 26, 2017

When your hand goes in the water while trying to wipe. One doesn't have enough room between the balls and the water to get the other hand between to wipe.
by Iqof3 April 22, 2020

The act of a man choking a woman between his legs during sexual intercourse while simultaneously ejaculating in to her mouth and creating a "sea" of seamen within.
by justanothervictimoftheghetto April 12, 2010
