Portugese Shower Head

The act of eccesively drinking liquids, while consuming enough spicy food to give oneself the runs.

Following this procedure you would defacate all over a counterpart giving them a hot, liquid portugese shower.

Our hot water tank broke so Sean performed a Portugese Shower Head on me.

by TheGhostpooper January 19, 2019

portugese breakfast

First find a willing girl. Beat 4 eggs, shredded cheese and a can of tuna into a large bowl. Pour the mixture into the vagina of a woman.The "cook" places his mouth over the vagina and lifts the woman over there head and swallows as much of it as possible.

"Amanda was dissapointed that Kenny couldn't finish his Portugese Breakfast."

by BLR June 11, 2006

portugese car barn

When a toy car is inserted into the rectum of a person and their partner has to retrieve it with their tongue.

oh my god, when we did the Portugese car barn, it was such a rush. His tongue was so cold and it sent shivers down my gooch

by RzR_rawr June 28, 2009

Portugese Breakfast

From the movie "Deuce Bigalow: European Giggalo" Refers to the sex act of spreading a woman's legs wide open, stuffing curry chicken in her nanzo and eating her out while munching on the chicken"

I gave my wife a portugese breakfast this morning.

by Pdogs September 18, 2005

portugese breakfest

when you crack an egg in a girls vagina and uses a egg beater to scramble it around

claudia: GIVE ME A PORTUGESE BREAKFEST
eric: sounds good to me
*eric gets some kitchen utensils*
claudia: oh no were all out of EGGS
*they both run to the store*
then they had a good night

by wtyerghf July 29, 2006

portugese

A language spoken in Brazil and Portugal.
Can be spoken by inserting aluminum foil into your mouth and speaking spanish.

Su amai e uma sapatona

Portugese

by OrlandoTheRobot May 28, 2009

Portugese Breakfast

It originated in Continental Portugal. This guy walked into his house to find his wife having lesbian sex with another women using a Portugese Sausage as a double sided dildo. He was hungry from work and watching both women go at it made him horny. So he went down on her while eating the sausage. This is also known as a "Portymeal"

Now it may be used for describing Food with Sex. Whether it be eating a sandwhich while a girl is going down on you or what not

Im hungry n horny, I think im gonna have a Portugese Breakfast.

by Q400 December 28, 2005