n. a particle of feces suspended in the air which produces a foul smell resulting from flatulance or defecation.
1. Wow, those pootons are still trapped inside the car after we left it for an hour; it sure does stink in here.
2. Much like a particle of light is a photon, a particle of poop is a pooton.
2. Much like a particle of light is a photon, a particle of poop is a pooton.
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