porno shoes

similar to fuck me boots, porno shoes are shoes that women wear, typically worn by women in porno flicks. They're usually high-heeled stiletto shoes, or slutty looking platform shoes, or a hybrid of both. Said shoes can be worn anywhere, and can be compounded with short skirts or tight pants/shorts to further convey the 'i want some' signal.

- don't wear those porno shoes to church, all the old ladies are gonna be whispering about you behind your back.

- damn, look at those shoes she has on. Total porno shoes.

by Tengu May 23, 2007

pornobyte

1. Alternate way to read out PB (normally petabyte, 10 to the power of 15 bytes) to emphasise the enormity of the storage capacity through association with oversized porn collections.

2. A vast and expanding number which is difficult to qualify but approximately equal to the total amount of storage worldwide that is dedicated to porn.

Damn, there must be at least a pornobyte of torrents on this darknet.

by Morthandeus October 23, 2009

Pontoon Boat

A motorboat, but in between the butt cheeks instead of the boobs.

Did you see Jack Pontoon Boat that stripper last night? He got his face right up in those butt cheeks.

by MooseMan5 September 17, 2010

Porco Dio

Porco Dio (lit. "pork God", where "pork" is an insult), also said and spelled as "porcodio" or "porcoddio" (every form has slight differencies of using) is an italian expression part of the huge group of italian cuss words known as "bestemmie". It's the most used and basic bestemmia and like all the other ones it's highly offensive and should only be used among friends who you know would not get offended. It's used basically in every kind of situation but it's real purpose is to be used mixed with some good italian hand gestures as the ultimate imprecation when you are REALLY mad. Don't over use it tho because only 12 yo kids think it's cool

Person: *hits a random not-really-polite italian's car*
Random not-really-polite italian: *while coming out of the car* OOOOHH MA CHE CAZZO FAI PORCO DIO!? (Translation: "Oooohh what the fuck are you doing porco dio")

by woppyblowjob July 12, 2019

Pornocchio

A person who embellishes their sexcapades to sound cooler.

Guy 1: "Did Tommy tell you about his all-nighter with that hot chick from the bar last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah right dude, he's such a pornocchio. She told me nothing happened."

by Dreamz October 15, 2008

Porktown

A fictional land from which all idiotic remarks, objects or persons are said to originate.

Yo, this nigga's straight out a porktown!

by Martin Font March 7, 2004

Pornocchio

A person who embellishes their sexcapades to sound cooler.

Guy 1: "Did Tommy tell you about his all-nighter with that hot chick from the bar last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah right dude, he's such a pornocchio. She told me nothing happened."

by Dreamz September 16, 2008