An outdoor building with a toilet. These things don’t flush and some places with them rarely clean them out, so you’ll end up walking into that tiny little porta potty and smell someone’s bean burrito blowout, Taco Bell Tornado, baked bean bomb, and someone’s meatloaf mud slide all in one. On top of all of this, there are often no trash cans, so if you’re on your period and you have to use a porta potty, you have my sympathies. There are also no working sinks, so you might have to use hand sanitizer or nothing at all. That’s right, not all porta potties have hand sanitizer or anything to wash your hands with. So after you’ve just finished adding to the list of bad smells with your turbulent taco typhoon, you’ve gotta walk around with your hands smelling like the aftermath of that Taco Tuesday you thought was a good idea yesterday. Gross! Don’t even get me started on how bad it smells during the summer heat! If you’ve made it this far, and you haven’t picked up on it yet, I hate porta potties. You’re better off pissing in the woods. I’m a girl, and I would much rather do the squats in the woods then squeeze a fat one in a porta potty. The lesson you can take from this is that you should never go in a porta potty.
by KatherineTheLavaGirl September 10, 2022
Get the Porta pottymug. by Confuction September 24, 2020
Get the Porta-Gweezemug. The funny run-walk you do when you've left it too long before going to the toilet at an outdoor event, such as s music festival, where The only toilets are porta-loos/porta-pottys.
They could all see me on the brow of the hill making a hop, skip, dash for the loo with my knees fused together so as to not release the krappen. It was my most painful porta-trotty experience.
by Trainingvideo September 22, 2017
Get the Porta-trottymug. when a man knocks the bottom out of at least 3 women at the same time in a porta potty ""doing BIG things "
Last time I had a Porta potty blow out i caught Ghonerhiaia and also got a shit load of STDS and hot dose of a cock tail s
by lolha the stank fajita October 1, 2022
Get the Porta Potty blow outmug. The blue shitty liquid inside of a port-o-potty.
this liquid may seem gross and inconspicuous at first.
But much more fun can be had when port-o-tipping , When the port-o-potty is tipped on its face(door) there will be a sploosh delay before the liquid flows into the surrounding area.
this liquid may seem gross and inconspicuous at first.
But much more fun can be had when port-o-tipping , When the port-o-potty is tipped on its face(door) there will be a sploosh delay before the liquid flows into the surrounding area.
by Shitter tipper August 2, 2024
Get the porta juicemug. The blue shitty liquid typically inside of a port-o-potty . the liquid may seem inconspicuous at first but fun can be had when you mix in fireworks, or tip the port-o-potty on its face(door) causing the liquid to cascade all over the surrounding area
1. Bro I just tip that port-o-potty the porta juices got everywhere
2. That was the nastiest porta juce it smelled so bad
2. That was the nastiest porta juce it smelled so bad
by Shitter tipper August 1, 2024
Get the porta jucemug. The biggest nigga you ever met. Smells like a absolute piece of dog ass. Chill homie but sucks dick.
by Sillyboy69 October 15, 2022
Get the Porta Johnmug.