portkey

A portkey is an enchanted object that when touched will transport the one or ones who touch it to anywhere on the globe decided on by the enchanter.

Lavender: Um, Professor, can like a PERSON be a portkey?

Snape: No, that's absurd. Because if a person were to TOUCH THEMSELVES they would constantly be transported into different places

by Hermione J Granger December 15, 2012

porkeling

1. a male exploring a females nether regions with his.
2. a man rooting around between a woman's legs with his manhood.
3. "That's like when you go snorkeling with your ..." - Denny Crane

"I can still remember the first time Bev let me go porkeling."

by ST_PoundCake October 17, 2008

porky pies

Cockney slang for "lies"

"Don't be telling me porky pies!" which, translated, means "Don't tell me lies!!"

by Debs September 27, 2005

Porky Piggin' it

Sporting a t-shirt with no pants, sans underwear.

I never left the house, spent the day Porky Piggin' it.

by L. Ron Howard September 22, 2009

pokey bum wank

To furiously prod ones self in the anus with one finger whilst masturbationg visciously at the same time

Son, why does your duvet smell of poo and sex wee? have you been having one of your pokey bum wanks again?

by Dave September 16, 2003

porky pig

when a college girl on a dare rides around town bottemless but with top on

porky pig the cartoon only wears a shirt

by randy April 24, 2005

Reverse Porky's

An instance were a or a group of females are in a position where a man or group of men are normally found.

What in the reverse porky's is going in on here? We have a 597 going on in the office. No not a dog fighting ring.

by suirtemedb April 25, 2011