pootscootboogie

Having sex with someone in a stand-up position while both partners are flatulent. Ideally, Brooks & Dunn is playing in the background.

My wife and I were gassy after eating burritos, but that didn't stop us from doing the pootscootboogie during our lovemaking.

by Cap'taint Crunch February 20, 2014

pooture

When your life depends on taking a shit later in time.

Ben: My life is so weird.
Gregory: Well it will get weirder in your pooture.

by gregben June 19, 2021

pontus

A very attractive male.

Hot girl: That guy is definitely a pontus!

by N00bsorsuniteagainstallcoolkids May 18, 2006

poofus

poorly maintained pubic hair

"I'll need some extra time getting ready. I've gotta trim my poofus on the slim chance that I get laid tonight."

by zachfree July 18, 2012

Pootash

When you get a lump of your poo on your finger, an rub it under someone's nose.

"Hay Sam, I just pootashed that kid so now all he can smell is shite all day."

by Dickhead July 19, 2003

POTUS

President of the United States

Ronald Reagan was the fortieth POTUS.

by Ludlow August 26, 2005

POTUS

Piece Of Totally Useless Shit

That ken, his work is a potus.
That is a potus.

by MyCattMaxx December 2, 2010