postman stamp

The act of holding in fecal matter until a turtle head (without pinching it off) is created, then stamping it on somebody.

Jonathan postman stamped Jerry and yellled, "You got mail!"

by pseudonym_maker November 21, 2015

Pootanelli

-adjective

-top tier bitch
-high class
-a comedian

-best used when there's no other descriptive word available

- saved for the best

Maurice "I finally went and saw Tammies show Thursday night"
Tonya " Was it amazing?"
Maurice " Hell yeah, that bitch a Pootanelli for sure!"

by TruthSeeker82 March 1, 2021

PotMan

PotMan is a great admiral and is a very smart person. He is the slayer of all evil like Sentimentals and EXI.

Shawn: Did you see PotMan yesterday?
Shayne: Yeah he destroyed the others

by AnonymousPublisher27 August 1, 2021

poopman92

Poopman92 is so epic, unlike stinky eandfin10 >:((((((
poopman is a very buff and ripped and stringed aand very cool and so cool and i think hes cool
i just wanna kiss that guy <333333333
i just wanna cuddle with thats mans

Gold: did you know that poopman92 is my cousin???!?!??!?!?!
Justice: u lyin(im cringe
bepo: its true man gold is so lucky
Justice: dies of shock

by bestsoundcloudrapper August 28, 2022

pootanany

the female genitalia

Hey Jed, your sister looks good to me right about now. Mind if I splash up in that pootanany?

by Jeds_friend October 1, 2008

navy potman

The navy soldier man that had smoked marijuana before a major battle including two blunts ,three men ,and one cup.

The soldier man that also talked funny during the briefing of the mission assigned to him.Also did not do well during combat training and he is usually african american

Man 1: Man that navy potman is shooting everyone for no reason

Navy potman:There you are

Man1:Oh Noooooooooo!!!

Navy potman: he....he...he(inhales blunt) he...

(ShootS)

Man1:BLARGG!!!!!!

by Unit666 April 26, 2010

the postman

the sexual act of anal sex followed by writting all the vital shipping information on the girls ass, slapping a stamp on it and walking out

i felt whiskey dick commin on so i pulled the postman and called it a night.

by tucsontony October 20, 2004