pootaiting

Waiting for someone to do a poo in a public toilet

I’m just pootaiting for Johnny before we can go to the beach.

by Ruben Bombay April 14, 2022

Pookatron

The best lover you could ever have a cool cat if u will “strongest version of a pookie one can be “

Your the pookatron of my life pookie

by Pookatron master September 14, 2023

Porxation

To eradicate a specific species and/or group by dismemberment
Involves ritualistic behaviors such as removing internal organs and displaying to enemy tribes

The Americans participated in the porxation of the Navajo tribe

by porxateshawty69 November 7, 2023

Emperor poopatine

Rubbing A ballon for static electricity during sex and shocking your partners bootyhole

I gave her an “emperor poopatine” last night

by Boobsnoop April 8, 2022

postcation

A portmanteau of "post" and "vacation". In message boards and forums, when a person or group of people who had been posting in a particular thread quite a lot suddenly or slowly stop posting for a period of time, usually with no explanation. During postcations, threadjacking may occur, but is usually crushed by forum moderators.

xxxKewlGai1132xxx: Hey, I haven't seen MeatMuncher521 in this thread for a while.

NotaNEWb: Oh, yeah, he and ShadowXcool are on postcations.

xxxKewlGai1132xxx: Awesome! Threadjackin' time!

by Aruscio August 24, 2010

Poocation

The extended time taken, while taking a shit, that allows you to get away from the day and all of it's stresses.

What is up with Frank? He seems really annoyed today.

He is stressed. He will be fine after his 10 o'clock poocation.

by Warchef March 9, 2010

pootion

Dropping some ultimate pooties

I think i need to go home and change my underwear i just smeared my shorts with a pootion

by Scotty LaDouche February 13, 2014