pooball

When an unhappy person flings a ball of shit at you.

Hey Kayla watch out ! That man over there is tossing pooballs!

by I feel beasty June 17, 2009

pootastrophy

A catastrophic event involving poop, typically from a new baby, puppy or drunk adult, in which a rug, wall, piece of furniture, or adult clothing is soiled or destroyed.

Last Wednesday's pootastrophy sent daddy's new leather pants to the cleaners.

by big mama jdog May 2, 2006

poobah

senior bureaucrat - derived from colonial India

The decision came down from the poobahs

by Gina Dow August 10, 2006

poobag

verb: to poobag

The act of having little activity, just lingering unproductively.

Question: What have you been doing today?

Answer: Just poobagging around.

by poobags_89 December 8, 2009

pooba

grand swag master, he who has all swag, swaggerific

swagmaster, poobanator, the amazing pooba

you are pooba

youre the pooba

by bearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr June 27, 2011

Pootang Invasion

The take-over or domination of a party/club/house/young farmers party/country.

Often a planned event involving a large group of rowdy gash. Itinerarys are a plus but not a necessity...

'Pootang Clan invaded me'

'Wow, I went to an amazing party last night! There was a Pootang Invasion!'

by The Pooters April 8, 2009

Pontacing

During the early hours of the morning, having sex with someone because you are sexually frustrated.

Pronounced pon-tack-ing

Oscar and Becky sneak off early one morning into another room in the house. Jens and Jones are in the room they left.
Jones: Where have they gone?
Jens: I think they have gone pontacing!!

by Jens and Jones November 23, 2011