poontang

etymology: putain noun, french
putain:pute:puta (meaning) whore, bastard etc.
poontang, is now commonly used for going whoring, or getting some ass.
also means pussy
related to pute, similar to puta and putana.
this is the likely origin of the word, and was probably used by french sailors and is definitely the etymology of the Louisiana french population our friend refers to in his own definition.

In reference to the existing definition, and its etymology, a) I remind you that Filipino is not a Language, it is a creole, a pidjin if you like mixed with the main language Tagalog. While the ikaloso(sp?no disrespect intended) dialect may have the word, that does not confirm the etymology at all.language, is constantly being contaminated in a multi-directional way. It is of note that the maritime nations, prominent in the region, Portugal, Spain, France in the south and west pacific all share derivation of the word putain, throw regional and national accents into it and the same word appears, putain, poontang, puta.

Gotta get me some poontang billy-bob, or someone gonna get hurt!

by firsttopointout August 23, 2007

pootang

Another name for pussy

Friend-No I can't fight him, "I'm on probation"
Me-You Pootang!

by FiLaBoY May 31, 2006

poontang clan

A group of female high school students who are skanks and try too look hot by walking around the opposite sex seeing if they can attract attention to themselves when they are clearly not wanted.

matt: god dammit, those fucking skanks are here again, cant they take a hint....

Jarryd: yeah stupid poontang clan, FUCK OFF!.

by sk8live June 2, 2006

poontang

An excellent college party drink. Start with one tea spoon of orange tang. Then add a 20 oz sprite and a shot of Vodka. Stir approppriately. If you don't put the tang in first, you lose the fizz.

Last night I asked the bar tender for some poontang. She slapped me.

I enjoy sipping on poontang.

You should see Betsy. Her poontang is famous around here.

by JoHa841 March 24, 2009

Poontang master

One who is adept at all things related to genital effleurage.

Mike has proven to all of the young women on the volleyball team that he is the poontang master.

by Mistuh February 18, 2008

PHD in poontang

A person who has no actual schooling or training in having sex but feels that they know enough about sex to make them an expert and offer people advice.

First mentioned in the movie "The Ladies Man" when Leon Phelps is describing his qualifications for being able to give people sex advice.

Man 1: How do you know that women like being spanked while listened to Al Green?

Man 2: I have what you call a PHD in poontang.

Man 1: Oh! I see. Where did you go to school for it.

Man 2: I didn't but I've gotten enough Poon to know what it takes to make them happy.

by Leachy March 29, 2008

poontang bluff

When your female significant other threatens to withhold sex to control your actions. With no intention of actually following through with this threat.

Man A - “Man we should get mullets,”
Man B - “Man I’m down but my girl got me with that poontang bluff she ain’t gonna have sex for a month!”

by Aaayyyy December 2, 2022