poostang

when a person climbs on top of a mustang and shits all over it and leaves chunks of corn and other fecal matter all over the hood, windows, and trunk.

Skyler climbed up on that stang and took a shit all over it and now its a poostang.

by wooker G October 23, 2007

pooplander

1.)a toilet or 2.)a slip of the finger causing fecal remnants to remain. Example: a.) after taking a dump when your fingers tear through the toilet paper while wiping your butt. b.)when you scratch an itch around the anal region or taint and you get closer to the stink hole than you wanted causing undesireable fecal finger odor.

1.)I did it last month. It's someone elses turn to clean the friggin' pooplander this time. 2.)Holy mother of satan this toilet paper sucks! That's the second pooplander in a row!

by Comkind November 9, 2007

Poopshank

Old English slang word for a disrespected leader, whose legs are metaphorically covered in poop up to the knees.

King Edward led his men to battle, alas, Poopshanks poor planning sent them all to their death.

by Wackysoba September 1, 2009

poopstain

a mole or large freckle

JohnBoy Walton has a major poopstain on his cheek

by chrs885 October 2, 2003

poopstain cigar

Contrary to popular belief, a poopstain cigar is not when you smoke a chode. It's when you leave a skidmark in your underwear, let it dry, roll up the underwear like a Cuban and smoke it.

Man, I had the runs but it's fine, I'll poopstain cigar it.

by Whatevs mev December 8, 2013

poostank

a stanky poo that stank the poo house

yo mom stanks like a stanky poostank

by muzzl3 May 30, 2005

poopystanks

to be of absolute insanity with ones surroundings.

"poopystanks the chitlens are ablaze"!

by nathan April 14, 2003